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beekaytee - Aug 03, 2004 12:04:08 pm PDT #1989 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Thanks for the links.

On the nose? Ahhhh sooooo.

On the DGA. Screwm.

It also does not make sense to me that the guild dictate who can get credit. If that is the case, why don't they intervene on Alan Smithee films?

How funny is it that Alan Smithee has 60 credits on imdb? Okay, maybe not funny in the amusing sense.

eta: go unions! choose unions! I'm just reacting to RR AND Miller being dissed.


bon bon - Aug 03, 2004 12:04:49 pm PDT #1990 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

why would the DGA care

Trying to come up with reasons...possibly to maintain the integrity of the "brand", if you will-- look at how meaningless a producer credit is.

I am also racking my brains as to why ita is on Halle's side.


§ ita § - Aug 03, 2004 12:06:55 pm PDT #1991 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am also racking my brains as to why ita is on Halle's side.

I'm trying to keep y'all on your toes.

I have a cousin who lost weight in her nose too. She had to go away to do it, but ...

FINE. She is that arrogant and duplicitous that she not only has the individuality shorn from her face, she dares lambaste others who do the same.

But that's boring!


JZ - Aug 03, 2004 12:10:11 pm PDT #1992 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

How funny is it that Alan Smithee has 60 credits on imdb?

Not quite as funny as the fact that his imdb bio was written by his cousin George Spelvin.

I'm terribly disappointed by the fact that nobody has yet submitted a photo of Smithee.


sumi - Aug 03, 2004 12:13:27 pm PDT #1993 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I think you have to pay $$ to submit photos.


Nutty - Aug 03, 2004 12:14:03 pm PDT #1994 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

It also does not make sense to me that the guild dictate who can get credit. If that is the case, why don't they intervene on Alan Smithee films?

1. All Hollywood guilds dictate who can get credit. Michael J. Fox has the J. in his guild-registered name because there was an old guy name of Michael Fox on The Bold and the Beautiful, and the guild does not allow two concurrent members with the exact same name.

1A. the writers' guild arbitrates who gets writing credit alla time. I don't think it actually has a thing to do with money, as royalties and grants are all worked out in contracts, but the final credit, if in dispute, goes to the guild for arbitration.

2. The director's guild, like, invented Alan Smithee, didn't they? You can't just lie and say it was Any Dumb Guy who directed your movie (Tony Kaye tried it, and they wouldn't let him); if you want your name off the movie it has to be Alan Smithee. Or had to be, because they retired the name, and I don't know what they're doing now.


Lyra Jane - Aug 03, 2004 12:18:24 pm PDT #1995 of 10001
Up with the sun

go unions! choose unions! I'm just reacting to RR AND Miller being dissed.

How is the DG not a union?

I agree this rule sounds arbitrary, but I''m willing to believe there's a reason for it, even if it seems to be poorly-applied in this case.


§ ita § - Aug 03, 2004 12:18:28 pm PDT #1996 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Apparently pseuds are chosen on a case by case basis now, since some people broke Alan Smithee. This is why we can't have nice aliases anymore!


Dana - Aug 03, 2004 12:21:13 pm PDT #1997 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

So how are you supposed to know if a director had his name taken off a movie now? I mean, I didn't know that about Supernova!


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 03, 2004 12:23:45 pm PDT #1998 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

2. The director's guild, like, invented Alan Smithee, didn't they? You can't just lie and say it was Any Dumb Guy who directed your movie (Tony Kaye tried it, and they wouldn't let him); if you want your name off the movie it has to be Alan Smithee. Or had to be, because they retired the name, and I don't know what they're doing now.

Using the name Martin Brest?