Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.

Anya ,'Showtime'


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§ ita § - Aug 02, 2004 7:25:40 am PDT #1910 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think they just kill off-license, and get good practice in hiding their tracks. SEE: Jason Bourne.

But ... he's all on-license.

I mean, you send agent 123 out to do his gig, and folks back home are going to know if he popped a cap in anyone errantly.

Or maybe Stiles is an example of an unlicensed agent. It just seems a really odd distinction to make.

Dude, Moneypenny could totally take her.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 02, 2004 7:27:01 am PDT #1911 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'd be perfectly happy if Bond were to be reworked, in a distinctive way, for a new actor.

I know you didn't mean to hit me with the mental image of Vin Diesel in his pimp gear from XXX going "I said shaken, not stirred, Bitch!" but that was the end result.


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2004 7:29:09 am PDT #1912 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::tries to envision Bond in that sheepskin coat::

::fails, but with many interesting diversions along the way::


Nutty - Aug 02, 2004 7:30:10 am PDT #1913 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Not that distinctive, Matt. I think there is a universal rule that Bond may not wear pimp-gear.

But ... he's all on-license.

Not any more!


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2004 7:32:53 am PDT #1914 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not any more!

He's also cut way down on the whole killing and hiding his tracks thing too, so I don't know if the example works.


evil jimi - Aug 02, 2004 7:41:30 am PDT #1915 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Seth Green Caught in Near-Fatal Incident on Movie Set

Actor Seth Green was left questioning his daredevil attitude, after he faced death on the set of his upcoming comedy Without A Paddle. The 30-year-old screen star, who stars in the movie alongside Matthew Lillard and Dax Shepard, was on the New Zealand set filming a scene where his character gets knocked out of a canoe into raging waters - but in real life he ended up being caught in Class 5 rapids. Director Steven Brill says, "Seth is kind of fearless. He jumped into a tide pool that he couldn't get out of and almost got sucked under a rock. The safety guy jumped in to save him on a WaveRunner, but that guy fell off the WaveRunner, and it sank and also got sucked into the tide pool." In the end, both Green and the safety worker were rescued unhurt - but very shaken. Green recalls, "It was just a matter of holding my breath and acting the whole time."


sumi - Aug 02, 2004 7:46:44 am PDT #1916 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I like Michelle Yeoh and Gong Li don't know anything about Zhang Ziyi -- but wonder, isn't there even one Japanese actress who could have taken a main role in this movie? (Of Geisha?)


sumi - Aug 02, 2004 7:48:58 am PDT #1917 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Wait, was Zhang Ziyi -- the younger woman from CTHD? (If so, then I have seen her in something.)


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2004 7:49:37 am PDT #1918 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You didn't see Crouching Tiger, sumi? eta: asked, and answered

She's pretty good. However, unless her English has improved dramatically in the past few years, the language issues confuse me.


Jessica - Aug 02, 2004 7:50:38 am PDT #1919 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

don't know anything about Zhang Ziyi

She was in CTHD, and is Zhang Yimou's current favorite starlet. (Though her role in Hero is pretty small.)