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Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

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Nutty - Jul 29, 2004 9:13:44 am PDT #1614 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Like, 5 or 6 years ago now, right? 1998 or 9.

It would be pretty difficult for a vast audience to adore it viscerally if only film devotees see it.

What makes a regular not-film-lover person go see a movie? Buzz, someone dragging her, a liking for one of the actors, something else? (Actually, I don't really know -- I suspect there's some magical confluence of "what I'm in the mood for" and "what I've heard about this movie" and "whether I'm willing to risk my 2 hours and $10".)

I think, at this point, the film has a particular film-devotee-smell to it, that may be a bit forbidding. (I for one haven't seen a lot of Da Classix because they feel like homework, and I'd rather watch them because I want to rather than because I have to.)

I saw the movie because I was working on a thesis about film noir, and I liked The Lady From Shanghai a lot.


Consuela - Jul 29, 2004 9:14:32 am PDT #1615 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Spidey 2 wrecked me in a very, very good way.

Huh. Well, that's promising. t makes note

Maybe this weekend. It won't make me carsick, right?


Maysa - Jul 29, 2004 9:15:37 am PDT #1616 of 10001

See, I loved the opening shot in The Player, which is not only one of those long, long tracking shots that set up the whole movie, but actually references Touch of Evil's long, long tracking shot that sets up the whole movie. It's just brutally meta.

What's great about it is that not only does The Player make fun of long tracking shots, it also makes fun of the people like us who discuss them.


Steph L. - Jul 29, 2004 9:21:12 am PDT #1617 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The only good thing about Forrest Gump is that it set up the deeply funny (to me) joke that one can make during The Two Towers when the Ents march on Isengard: "Run, forest, run!!!"

Ahem.

I love Citizen Kane on such a immediate visual level that it's hard for me to expound on it past how freakin' gorgeous it is to me. It almost looks like a painting, it's so damn beautiful. I don't mean in a Moulin Rouge visual crack way, I mean the interplay of the shadow and the film and the... Oh. So pretty.

Once, in college, we watched it with no audio, just to *look* at it. It *is* so freaking gorgeous.


Polter-Cow - Jul 29, 2004 9:32:19 am PDT #1618 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I thought it was a neat little examination of existentialism, in the trappings of a gory horror movie. I also appreciated the inventiveness of using the same set over and over again, without it becoming boring. (I wonder how the actors felt about it, though).

Exactly, Jeff. IMDb trivia says they planned on shooting it in order, but then they realized how long it took to change the lighting, so instead they did all the same-colored rooms together, and amusingly enough, the crew became very agitated and aggressive on Red Room Days.

I love Citizen Kane on such a immediate visual level that it's hard for me to expound on it past how freakin' gorgeous it is to me. It almost looks like a painting, it's so damn beautiful. I don't mean in a Moulin Rouge visual crack way, I mean the interplay of the shadow and the film and the... Oh. So pretty.

It's been a long time, but I still remember that shot where the camera's panning up and the shot goes from being a model to a set, but there's a moment of darkness in between them where the edit becomes seamless. And then there were those times where he put the camera underneath the floor to make everyone look bigger. (And does anyone remember the Tiny Toons version? It was great.)

hayden, again, all very good points. That's just not getting me going, but I should give it a try later on with a DVD that doesn't skip, and when I can be more attentive. If The Crow doesn't come in the mail today, I may watch it again tonight. Cause clearly I'm missing something.

The only good thing about Forrest Gump is that it set up the deeply funny (to me) joke that one can make during The Two Towers when the Ents march on Isengard: "Run, forest, run!!!"

The other good joke there is "The Ents go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah."


JZ - Jul 29, 2004 9:38:14 am PDT #1619 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

It won't make me carsick, right?

It didn't me, and I'm pretty easily queasy, so it should be safe enough.

I do think that the Welles canon in general has a big forbidding Classics Homework vibe to it, which kind of sucks because in my experience almost all of the actual movies have been viscerally delicious experiences (okay, The Stranger felt a little cold and arty and traditionally film-studies-interesting-but-unengaging, but I've only seen it once, years ago, so it's due for another go).

I first saw Kane at around 14 -- VCRs were the new big trendy thing, my dad had one, and by God he was going to make his kids watch Citizen Kane. My dad is one of the least Cahiers du Cinematic film fans in the history of film fannishness; he'd just bumped into it accidentally decades earlier, not knowing it was a classic that ought to frighten him, and fell stone in love with it. I was too young to get much out of it when he showed it to us (can't even imagine what my 11 and 10-year-old brothers thought), but I knew it was good to look at.

I still go back every couple of years and re-watch it again, and the awful thing about it is that every single time I have to force myself because it's such a big damn classic. I approach it with dread and gloom and a sense of homework and medicine and low-carb heart-healthy food all rolled into one, because it just has that aura. And every single time, the actual movie knocks me on my ass.

And I have no idea what I'm trying to say anymore, except possibly that Nutty is right but so is everyone else. Welles is hard to approach without the dull sense of impending canon, and that does indeed sour people and put them off and doom his chances of cracking the AFI top 100; but in my experience of the handful of people who have actually gritted their teeth and seen it, the visceral WOW is in fact a totally typical reaction and not at all the exception.

(I actually did take a B/W film non-loving Welles virgin to see the re-release of ToE, and it made him absolutely giddy and high with delight.)


Frankenbuddha - Jul 29, 2004 9:51:13 am PDT #1620 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

(okay, The Stranger felt a little cold and arty and traditionally film-studies-interesting-but-unengaging, but I've only seen it once, years ago, so it's due for another go)

The Stranger or The Trial, JZ? That sounds more like how The Trial comes across (i.e. cold and arty, although I do love it), wheras The Stranger was probably Welles's most traditional B-Movie-with-a-message. Almost none of the baroque touches that make Shanghai, Arkadian or TOE so out there. Notably, it's also one of the few films he made (maybe the only) from a script he didn't write or re-write.


JZ - Jul 29, 2004 9:56:52 am PDT #1621 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Possibly The Trial -- I saw it many, many years ago, right on the heels of the original studio release of ToE, when the BF-at-the-time said, "Hey, you liked that one? Try this one!" and it was all cold and disappointing and I put it out of my mind until this conversation started, when I went to IMDB thinking it was The Trial but couldn't find it listed anywhere, decided I must have been insane, and thought The Stranger sounded like the likeliest candidate for what I vaguely remembered.

And now, going back to IMDB, I see that it is indeed The Trial, only IMDB calls it Le Proces and lists Trial as only the third alternate title. Bastiges.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 29, 2004 10:04:18 am PDT #1622 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And now, going back to IMDB, I see that it is indeed The Trial, only IMDB calls it Le Proces and lists Trial as only the third alternate title. Bastiges.

Odd. Well, he did make it in France for a French producer, so maybe IMDB goes by initial release title. Welles was definitely going for a cold, arty "sci-fi by way of Alphaville" vibe with that one, but I love Tony Perkins as Joseph K.

The Stranger had Welles as an ex-Nazi hiding out as a CT school teacher, with Loretta Young as his fiance and Edward G. Robinson as a Nazi-hunter on his trail. Very conventional, with a few Wellesian touches.


Hayden - Jul 29, 2004 10:10:39 am PDT #1623 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Both The Stranger and The Trial are my least favorites of the Welles movies I've seen. And that includes his Othello.