cereal for Steph: Colin Firth.
Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.
Willow ,'Bring On The Night'
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§ ita § - Jul 28, 2004 8:56:18 am PDT #1460 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Megan E. - Jul 28, 2004 8:57:08 am PDT #1461 of 10001
He's not blond, honey.
Clive was blonde in Croupier, and at his nummiest IMHO.
Steph L. - Jul 28, 2004 8:57:41 am PDT #1462 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
cereal for Steph: Colin Firth.
Huh. And he's considered hot?
I think there's something not wired right in my brain.
DavidS - Jul 28, 2004 8:59:20 am PDT #1463 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Besides, the Muppets are visually superior to Clive Owen inasmuch as I know what all of them look like and can easily distinguish them from one another.
Yes, well their color coding extends well beyond the normative human spectrum - so keeping track of the blue one (Grover) and the green one (Kermit) is not so challenging. And they do conveniently provide broad clues within the same color choice (Cookie Monster, while also blue, entirely lacks a nose.)
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2004 9:00:05 am PDT #1464 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think there's something not wired right in my brain.
You may merely bethe counterpoint to me, who finds an unholy number of men pretty, and seems to be quite devoid of judgement on the topic.
Jessica - Jul 28, 2004 9:00:55 am PDT #1465 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Are you people lying about who you find hot just to fuck with me?
I ask myself the same thing every time someone swoons over Jake Gyllenhal or James Franco.
Nutty - Jul 28, 2004 9:01:23 am PDT #1466 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I think havign an international assassin in The Muppets Take Manhattan would have been a BRILLIANT plot twist! Quick, can he sing? Can he dance?
I first saw Owen in Second Sight, and feel all smart at having discovered him long before people-who-don't-watch-PBS-or-Beeb-America did. (He played an obnoxiously cocky detective who was slowly going blind.) I think a number of his projects are unremarkable, or he is unremarkable in them, or else the project is such that it's not exactly a Hollywood Star Turn. Like, his character in Croupier wore tuxedoes and all, but he was a cynical turd of a man. Very interesting movie, and I liked it, but not the sort of thing that gigaplexes sell out for (like King Arthur, but intentionally).
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2004 9:04:04 am PDT #1467 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
ask myself the same thing every time someone swoons over Jake Gyllenhal or James Franco.
Aha! I don't think Gyllenhaal is hot! I have boundaries. And if Franco is as short as I hear, him neither.
Thank dog.
Steph L. - Jul 28, 2004 9:04:13 am PDT #1468 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I ask myself the same thing every time someone swoons over Jake Gyllenhal
People actually *do*? Ewwwwwwwww. He's so skeevy.
Nutty - Jul 28, 2004 9:05:55 am PDT #1469 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
And if Franco is as short as I hear, him neither.
Okay, wait. We have definitively established that Franco is kilometers taller than Tobey Maguire. Is Tobey falling into the "laconic dildo" size of actor along with Seth Green?