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Nutty - Jul 28, 2004 9:01:23 am PDT #1466 of 10001

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think havign an international assassin in The Muppets Take Manhattan would have been a BRILLIANT plot twist! Quick, can he sing? Can he dance?

I first saw Owen in Second Sight, and feel all smart at having discovered him long before people-who-don't-watch-PBS-or-Beeb-America did. (He played an obnoxiously cocky detective who was slowly going blind.) I think a number of his projects are unremarkable, or he is unremarkable in them, or else the project is such that it's not exactly a Hollywood Star Turn. Like, his character in Croupier wore tuxedoes and all, but he was a cynical turd of a man. Very interesting movie, and I liked it, but not the sort of thing that gigaplexes sell out for (like King Arthur, but intentionally).

§ ita § - Jul 28, 2004 9:04:04 am PDT #1467 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ask myself the same thing every time someone swoons over Jake Gyllenhal or James Franco.

Aha! I don't think Gyllenhaal is hot! I have boundaries. And if Franco is as short as I hear, him neither.

Thank dog.

Steph L. - Jul 28, 2004 9:04:13 am PDT #1468 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

I ask myself the same thing every time someone swoons over Jake Gyllenhal

People actually *do*? Ewwwwwwwww. He's so skeevy.

Nutty - Jul 28, 2004 9:05:55 am PDT #1469 of 10001

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

And if Franco is as short as I hear, him neither.

Okay, wait. We have definitively established that Franco is kilometers taller than Tobey Maguire. Is Tobey falling into the "laconic dildo" size of actor along with Seth Green?

§ ita § - Jul 28, 2004 9:09:30 am PDT #1470 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is Tobey falling into the "laconic dildo" size of actor along with Seth Green?

Hand to god, someone told me this weekend he couldn't watch Spidey 2 because "They're all five feet tall!" And he knows at least some of the cast. Factor for hyperbole, and interpret at will.

Also, People magazine called Franco 5'6 1/2". That's never a good sign.

Scrappy - Jul 28, 2004 9:17:47 am PDT #1471 of 10001

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Teppy--Lucky you if you haven't seen Bridget Jones Diary yet! The *perfect* movie to curl up with on a rainy, PMS-y day. And I bet they have it at your library! So lovely to watch.

Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 28, 2004 9:19:57 am PDT #1472 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Huh. And he's considered hot?

Try this one, Steph.

During BJD I was going "Colin Firth is interested in you and you're still panting after Hugh Grant? Get thee to an asylum!"

§ ita § - Jul 28, 2004 9:22:28 am PDT #1473 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jaysus, Matt. I've been looking for that for forever. Why have you been holding out on me?

Steph L. - Jul 28, 2004 9:22:34 am PDT #1474 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Try this one, Steph.

Which one is he, again?

JohnSweden - Jul 28, 2004 9:24:05 am PDT #1475 of 10001

I can't even.

Alfred Molina looked like a giant compared to some of the leprechauns in Spidey 2 and Google says he is 6'2", which is tallish, but not huge.

If People is calling Tobey 5' 6 1/2", he must be Buffy cast small.

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