Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


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Steph L. - Jul 28, 2004 8:49:14 am PDT #1453 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Colin Ferguson?

Silly, ita. I know who *he* is.

....there are movies about BMWs? Is this like My Dad the Car?


bon bon - Jul 28, 2004 8:50:40 am PDT #1454 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Colin Ferguson was that guy who represented himself, of course.

People have weird notions of blondeness. An Egyptian friend called me blonde. Huh?


Lilty Cash - Jul 28, 2004 8:51:32 am PDT #1455 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

YES! Who I *also* don't think I've ever seen.

Gah!!

Checks watch.

Yep, it's been a while since I delared my love for Firthy.


Jessica - Jul 28, 2004 8:51:46 am PDT #1456 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

YES! Who I *also* don't think I've ever seen.

He was Deb's default LJ icon for a while, so I know you've at least seen one picture. He's also been in about a zillion movies. (Bores the pants off me, personally, but I guess I can see the appeal. Maybe.)


JZ - Jul 28, 2004 8:52:47 am PDT #1457 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

You are so unbelievably lost, I am surprised you have not finished this exchange with "No, wait! I meant The Muppets Take Manhattan not The Bourne Identity."

I'm even more lost now. The really good actor out in the field near the end of the movie was darker-haired than Matt Damon? The German guy? Anyhow, he's a really good actor, though (as I have now abundantly demonstrated) completely faceless as far as I am concerned. And fictively blond.

The Muppet slur is beneath you, really. Besides, the Muppets are visually superior to Clive Owen inasmuch as I know what all of them look like and can easily distinguish them from one another.


Steph L. - Jul 28, 2004 8:52:50 am PDT #1458 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

He was Deb's default LJ icon for a while, so I know you've at least seen one picture.

THAT'S Colin Firth?

Are you people lying about who you find hot just to fuck with me?


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2004 8:54:44 am PDT #1459 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Colin Ferguson was that guy who represented himself, of course.

You're so skewed. It is heartening to see that now many of the hits on that search are my boy, not my yardie. That was one terrifying report to hear on the news -- and just when I can exhale about the identity, they reveal the shooter's nationality. Lord have mercy, as we say.

I consider not much darker than me blonde, and am confused by the range of designations. The strawberry thing still makes me wrinkle my nose.

Steph: Robin's link to BMW films -- some of them are great. Beat The Devil is hysterical. Ticker is star-studded cool, Chosen is cute. Powder Keg is dumb, though -- avoid.


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2004 8:56:18 am PDT #1460 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

cereal for Steph: Colin Firth.


Megan E. - Jul 28, 2004 8:57:08 am PDT #1461 of 10001

He's not blond, honey.

Clive was blonde in Croupier, and at his nummiest IMHO.


Steph L. - Jul 28, 2004 8:57:41 am PDT #1462 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

cereal for Steph: Colin Firth.

Huh. And he's considered hot?

I think there's something not wired right in my brain.