Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.

Mal ,'The Message'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2004 7:02:22 am PDT #1220 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What was that movie and TV series that had the bald-headed aliens that had the blotches on their heads? Becase those aliens could be killed by water too (at least in the movie). Or maybe it was just saltwater?


Thomash - Jul 23, 2004 7:06:24 am PDT #1221 of 10001
I have a plan.

Triffids could be killed by salt water. But they're not bald, blotchey headed or headed at all. They're plants.


Katie M - Jul 23, 2004 7:12:05 am PDT #1222 of 10001
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

What was that movie and TV series that had the bald-headed aliens that had the blotches on their heads? Becase those aliens could be killed by water too (at least in the movie). Or maybe it was just saltwater?

Alien Nation, and yeah, it was just saltwater if I remember correctly.


Calli - Jul 23, 2004 7:16:39 am PDT #1223 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Brings a whole new dimension to "wounded by her tears."


Consuela - Jul 23, 2004 7:41:17 am PDT #1224 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh, Jim, thank you so much for the spoilage. My Friday is much more cheerful now.

t snorfles happily


Aims - Jul 23, 2004 7:49:54 am PDT #1225 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t laughing like a drain

Now that I'm spoiled, I have to go see it. It's like FernGully meets Colonial House .


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 23, 2004 7:58:11 am PDT #1226 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Now I understand the need for the viral marketing.

For this turkey to make money, the virus would need to be as infectious and compelling as the one in 28 Days Later. Their only hope is that it pays for itself during the first showing Friday night, before people exiting the theater can tell the ones coming in for the late show what happens.

She overacts Patience's flaky timidity and then, to compensate, overdoes catwoman's suave self-confidence, swinging her hips and pushing out her lips as if she were trying to attract the amorous attentions of Pepe le Pew.

I'm now visualizing the cartoon scene where the cat bathes in limburger cheese to become a match for Pepe, sets out in search of him, and wilts potted plants to the sides of the door when she makes her entrance. I suspect a similar odor will be emanating from Halle's performance.


Lyra Jane - Jul 23, 2004 8:00:48 am PDT #1227 of 10001
Up with the sun

Has anyone else read George Sanders' short story "Pastoralia"?

because that's what The Village sounds like to me now. Only it probably isn't funny. (Or about cavemen.)


Consuela - Jul 23, 2004 8:01:15 am PDT #1228 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oddly enough, Mick LaSalle, the SF Chronicle movie guy, liked Catwoman. Huh.


Jessica - Jul 23, 2004 8:04:34 am PDT #1229 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's really a movie about women. So tonight a million men will drag their girlfriends to see "Catwoman" and will walk out saying, "Wasn't that stupid?" but the women will know: It's not.

Um. Beg to differ.