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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Consuela - Jul 21, 2004 9:50:44 am PDT #1115 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Also, Jon Stewart should make more romantic comedies.

Word, Vonnie. Although now that he's a dad (or did I see a repeat last night?) I bet he'll have even less time for that sort of thing.

Why don't people make the movies I want to see? Sigh.


Dana - Jul 21, 2004 10:19:23 am PDT #1116 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Yes, you saw a repeat last night, but it was within the last two weeks that his wife gave birth.


Gandalfe - Jul 21, 2004 10:29:10 am PDT #1117 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

I just barely realised today that one of the local "art" theaters is 2 blocks away from my work, and I get a 2 hours lunch nowadays. This could be a bad combination.


Polter-Cow - Jul 21, 2004 11:18:57 am PDT #1118 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

This is the part of the conversation where I start to babble about film being an audiovisual medium

Another thing about the movie was the fact that I thought, "Oh, he's doing that thing where he's 'speaking in images.' Shit, and it's working."


tommyrot - Jul 21, 2004 2:03:09 pm PDT #1119 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

NYT review of Catwoman.

Like "Garfield," "Catwoman" is really a parody of catitude, offering glib mockery of a domestic species notorious for its pride and hauteur. It exhibits nothing like the sympathy that "Spider-Man" brings to the melancholy arachnid soul, or the insight that "Shrek 2" offers into donkey neurosis. But the cats of the world will get over this insult. Most likely by sleeping through it.

"Catwoman" is rated PG-13 (Parents strongly cautioned). There is some violence, and a sex scene from which the ear-splitting yowls have been deleted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 21, 2004 2:21:27 pm PDT #1120 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

If she makes Snow Bitches next.....

Isn't that basically what Catwoman is in the context of her career? It has the domestic pet imagery, and ends up doing a 180° from the intended mood (Snow Dogs was intended to be a comedy, and Catwoman wasn't...).

Next up, watch Halle abduct a bus full of Desi Arnaz impersonators.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 21, 2004 5:45:20 pm PDT #1121 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

On a COMPLETELY unrelated note, any Cronenberg fans interested in his early, completely self-made experimental movies should note that two of them are on the 2nd disc of the special 2-disc FAST COMPANY dvd. FAST COMPANY being the shoot-out at the dragstrip exploitation movie he made (either before THE BROOD or SCANNERS, can't remember which) which is an unabashed B-movie with with stars to match (Claudia Jennings, John Saxon, etc.).

I just watched STEREO and, yeah, it's basically a student film, but it's not dumb. I figure it HAS to be a satire, since it takes place at the CANADIAN INSTITUTE FOR EROTIC INQUIRY. :) The man did have a good eye for striking architecture and composition even then, though. And he photographed and edited the damn thing himself back in the very early 70s. I believe he managed to beat John Waters at the DIY thing, even, and with a helluva lot more style.

Also, the most prominent actor looks like a really fey, and (believe it or not) an even-more-creepy-than-either cross between Walken in DEAD ZONE and Spader in CRASH.


Sue - Jul 21, 2004 5:56:37 pm PDT #1122 of 10001
hip deep in pie

CANADIAN INSTITUTE FOR EROTIC INQUIRY.

hey, it could happen....we happen to be very curious...


JohnSweden - Jul 21, 2004 6:45:59 pm PDT #1123 of 10001
I can't even.

CANADIAN INSTITUTE FOR EROTIC INQUIRY.

hey, it could happen....we happen to be very curious...

And if anyone could turn sexual curiosity into a bureaucracy, it's us.

OTOH, committee meetings could be slightly more tolerable.


Fred Pete - Jul 22, 2004 4:07:36 am PDT #1124 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Next up, watch Halle abduct a bus full of Desi Arnaz impersonators.

OTOH, at least Rat Race was supposed to be a comedy.