I would be there right now.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Kevin - Jun 21, 2005 11:16:58 am PDT #9727 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

I thought the running order had changed? I'm probably wrong. I got very drunk last night, and lost a whole lot of brain cells in the process.


Allyson - Jun 21, 2005 11:17:48 am PDT #9728 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I missed a week in my head. Everything Nice airs next week, so it should groove along just fine, I think. Unless I'm forgetting shit. Which happens.


Allyson - Jun 21, 2005 11:20:12 am PDT #9729 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think the point of showing two in a row is to create an "event" that they can promote.


Polter-Cow - Jun 21, 2005 11:22:43 am PDT #9730 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

So that's a good sign, right?

Then again, they promoted "Serenity" as a "TWO HOUR FIREFLY EVENT!"

But we'll stick with "good sign" for now. Also that they think it's better than Stacked.


Gris - Jun 21, 2005 11:26:17 am PDT #9731 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I don't know anything about Stacked, but on a scale of Britney and Kevin: Chaotic to Buffy, where would it stand? Curious.


Emily - Jun 21, 2005 11:29:07 am PDT #9732 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Well, the two minutes I saw waiting for the Inside went like this:

Pamela Anderson talks some guy into leaving a VM message for a girl he'd slept with but then felt rejected by, saying all kinds of rather mean things. Then the girl comes in to see if he'd like to get together later, then checks her VM because it beeps. Hilarious slappage ensued.


Polter-Cow - Jun 21, 2005 11:29:55 am PDT #9733 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's all I've seen too, Emily.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 21, 2005 11:32:05 am PDT #9734 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The bit I saw last week involved PA getting a very suggestive Heimlich from some guy and his brother accusing them of having sex in the middle of the store.

There may also have been somebody's mother reincarnated as a car, but I stopped paying attention after the point above.


Allyson - Jun 21, 2005 11:33:19 am PDT #9735 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I just remember something about peanut butter balls and Jim from Taxi reading a paper.


Allyson - Jun 21, 2005 11:34:47 am PDT #9736 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It's almost like that morgue game where you write a line, and pass it to another person until you get a complete fucked up wee short story that is only hilarious to the people involved.

Or maybe they're using a random sitcom generator which explains Jim from Taxi.