That's all I've seen too, Emily.
Let him do his thing, and then you get him out. No messing with him for laughs.
Mal ,'Ariel'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Polter-Cow - Jun 21, 2005 11:29:55 am PDT #9733 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 21, 2005 11:32:05 am PDT #9734 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The bit I saw last week involved PA getting a very suggestive Heimlich from some guy and his brother accusing them of having sex in the middle of the store.
There may also have been somebody's mother reincarnated as a car, but I stopped paying attention after the point above.
Allyson - Jun 21, 2005 11:33:19 am PDT #9735 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I just remember something about peanut butter balls and Jim from Taxi reading a paper.
Allyson - Jun 21, 2005 11:34:47 am PDT #9736 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
It's almost like that morgue game where you write a line, and pass it to another person until you get a complete fucked up wee short story that is only hilarious to the people involved.
Or maybe they're using a random sitcom generator which explains Jim from Taxi.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 21, 2005 11:36:11 am PDT #9737 of 10001
What is even happening?
It's two eps. 8-10 p.m. EST.
Oh, duh. Yeah. I always forget about time. *slaps head*
Pamela Anderson talks some guy into leaving a VM message for a girl he'd slept with but then felt rejected by, saying all kinds of rather mean things. Then the girl comes in to see if he'd like to get together later, then checks her VM because it beeps. Hilarious slappage ensued.
Me, too. Although I didn't even know PA even talked guy into the message. I just saw guy talking to girl and not knowing how to stop her from listening, and then the slappage.
Her show is called Stacked? Why am I even mildly surprised by this? You know, I really hate the modern world. It's so crass and ooky, and grrlllslslslslllshshd.
Allyson - Jun 21, 2005 11:36:56 am PDT #9738 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh, and, we'll probably kill the thread after watch and post, what was the new title? Did we bullshit consense? Do we need to take it to bureaucraxy?
Lilty Cash - Jun 21, 2005 11:37:58 am PDT #9739 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Her show is called Stacked? Why am I even mildly surprised by this?
But, no, the title stems from her job as a librarian. It has nothing to do with her ginourmous breasts.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 21, 2005 11:38:10 am PDT #9740 of 10001
What is even happening?
Weren't you victim number 4, Allyson? I think we should name it after you.
Steph L. - Jun 21, 2005 11:38:27 am PDT #9741 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
what was the new title? Did we bullshit consense?
Wasn't it something about "support group for clumsy people"?
brenda m - Jun 21, 2005 11:38:49 am PDT #9742 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Someone had a really good one - anyone remember?