Yeah, we're building a race of frog-people. It's a good time

Xander ,'Selfless'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


§ ita § - May 19, 2005 12:33:16 pm PDT #6916 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You have a pet peeve about people not sharing your sense of humour? Isn't that a bit tiring?


Kevin - May 19, 2005 12:34:03 pm PDT #6917 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

So remember, kids: don't post incase it's found unfunny.

Oh shit, I did it again.


Polter-Cow - May 19, 2005 12:34:47 pm PDT #6918 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I laughed, Kevin.

Although, admittedly, it may have been the qualifier that did it. Curses!


joe boucher - May 19, 2005 12:35:43 pm PDT #6919 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

You have a pet peeve about people not sharing your sense of humour?

Put that way it's kind of funny. Like the guy in Truffaut's Stolen Kisses who hires detectives to find out why he isn't well-liked.


Allyson - May 19, 2005 12:37:08 pm PDT #6920 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'd just like to state for the record that I am fucking hilarious, and anyone who doesn't think so has no sense of humor.

I know, it's a bold statement. And yet, completely true.


Betsy HP - May 19, 2005 12:37:25 pm PDT #6921 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Though, I've driven past Tim's block many times and saw no signs of these Jiffy Lube mechanics with no Y chromosomes lined up with socket wrench in hand.

What a pleasing image. "Oh, sir, I admire your work so much -- may I check your windshield washer fluid?"


Kevin - May 19, 2005 12:41:58 pm PDT #6922 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

Betsy, being jealous never helps. Much.


AnthonyDe - May 19, 2005 1:54:23 pm PDT #6923 of 10001
A One that isn't cold, is scarcely A One at all.

Apparently, not only is everyone here funny but their wit is so completely natural that they are not actually trying to be funny. It's actually I who has no sense of humor. It all makes so much sense now. How could I have been so wrong? I need a nap, pompousity takes a lot out of me.


Wolfram - May 19, 2005 1:58:50 pm PDT #6924 of 10001
Visilurking

No antagonism intended, just a friendly reminder.

You're not dealing with a bunch who appreciates the head-pats or patronizing. Taste is subjective and you'd be wise to remember that before generalizing.

(We're a friendly crowd but extremely pedantic, and most of us learn this the hard way. Welcome.)


P.M. Marc - May 19, 2005 2:02:33 pm PDT #6925 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Wolfram, I just noticed your tag and have deemed it the funniest thing in the world that is not named Allyson.

Gotta say, you've managed those old guac stains with grace.