I'd just like to state for the record that I am fucking hilarious, and anyone who doesn't think so has no sense of humor.
I know, it's a bold statement. And yet, completely true.
Raise your hand if 'ew.'
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - May 19, 2005 12:37:08 pm PDT #6920 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Betsy HP - May 19, 2005 12:37:25 pm PDT #6921 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Though, I've driven past Tim's block many times and saw no signs of these Jiffy Lube mechanics with no Y chromosomes lined up with socket wrench in hand.
What a pleasing image. "Oh, sir, I admire your work so much -- may I check your windshield washer fluid?"
Kevin - May 19, 2005 12:41:58 pm PDT #6922 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Betsy, being jealous never helps. Much.
AnthonyDe - May 19, 2005 1:54:23 pm PDT #6923 of 10001
A One that isn't cold, is scarcely A One at all.
Apparently, not only is everyone here funny but their wit is so completely natural that they are not actually trying to be funny. It's actually I who has no sense of humor. It all makes so much sense now. How could I have been so wrong? I need a nap, pompousity takes a lot out of me.
Wolfram - May 19, 2005 1:58:50 pm PDT #6924 of 10001
Visilurking
No antagonism intended, just a friendly reminder.
You're not dealing with a bunch who appreciates the head-pats or patronizing. Taste is subjective and you'd be wise to remember that before generalizing.
(We're a friendly crowd but extremely pedantic, and most of us learn this the hard way. Welcome.)
P.M. Marc - May 19, 2005 2:02:33 pm PDT #6925 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Wolfram, I just noticed your tag and have deemed it the funniest thing in the world that is not named Allyson.
Gotta say, you've managed those old guac stains with grace.
Wolfram - May 19, 2005 2:03:49 pm PDT #6926 of 10001
Visilurking
Thanks Plei. And my dry cleaning bill has come down significantly.
Scrappy - May 19, 2005 2:22:20 pm PDT #6927 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Hey, I need as much funny as I can get, so I'm all for folks trying for it, even if they fail sometimes.
Kevin - May 19, 2005 2:26:12 pm PDT #6928 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Does this mean I get to do more a) b) c) jokes? Or should I move to numbers? 1 joke, 2 joke, 3 joke, ah ah ah.
Ahem.
In completely unrelated (and possibly on topic) news, I see Mr Minear and Mr Whedon's Firefly has just been picked up by Scifi for reruns from 22 July. Friday nights at 7:00/6:00c - what will that be up against?
Allyson - May 19, 2005 2:27:57 pm PDT #6929 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hey, I need as much funny as I can get, so I'm all for folks trying for it, even if they fail sometimes.
I know an offensive religious joke!