Though, I've driven past Tim's block many times and saw no signs of these Jiffy Lube mechanics with no Y chromosomes lined up with socket wrench in hand.
What a pleasing image. "Oh, sir, I admire your work so much -- may I check your windshield washer fluid?"
Betsy, being jealous never helps. Much.
Apparently, not only is everyone here funny but their wit is so completely natural that they are not actually trying to be funny. It's actually I who has no sense of humor. It all makes so much sense now. How could I have been so wrong? I need a nap, pompousity takes a lot out of me.
No antagonism intended, just a friendly reminder.
You're not dealing with a bunch who appreciates the head-pats or patronizing. Taste is subjective and you'd be wise to remember that before generalizing.
(We're a friendly crowd but extremely pedantic, and most of us learn this the hard way. Welcome.)
Wolfram, I just noticed your tag and have deemed it the funniest thing in the world that is not named Allyson.
Gotta say, you've managed those old guac stains with grace.
Thanks Plei. And my dry cleaning bill has come down significantly.
Hey, I need as much funny as I can get, so I'm all for folks trying for it, even if they fail sometimes.
Does this mean I get to do more a) b) c) jokes? Or should I move to numbers? 1 joke, 2 joke, 3 joke, ah ah ah.
Ahem.
In completely unrelated (and possibly on topic) news, I see Mr Minear and Mr Whedon's Firefly has just been picked up by Scifi for reruns from 22 July. Friday nights at 7:00/6:00c - what will that be up against?
Hey, I need as much funny as I can get, so I'm all for folks trying for it, even if they fail sometimes.
I know an offensive religious joke!
I know an offensive religious joke!
Is it funnier than "Buddha You Fat Fuck!"?