This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Emily - Jun 23, 2004 6:07:46 am PDT #690 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Unless we have a separate thread for every single unaired episode, I don't see how that's possible.

Spoilsport. It's people like you who deny me my "Last fifth of The Fountainhead, except for the very end because I have this suspicion that it'll be disappointing" thread.


Gris - Jun 23, 2004 6:33:18 am PDT #691 of 10001
Hey. New board.

"Last fifth of The Fountainhead, except for the very end because I have this suspicion that it'll be disappointing" thread.

I'd subscribe to this thread. Totally. And then make everybody mad by posting things like "The ending is good if somewhat weird!!!" and then summarizing the ending completely, not in whitefont.

Because I like nothing more than entirely ruining the purpose of a thread.

Where does Tim live again? t cue scary music


Betsy HP - Jun 23, 2004 7:04:29 am PDT #692 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Here's the thing. I started reading Heinlein in roughly 1974. There was no Elizabeth Moon, C.J. Cherryh, Tamora Pierce. There were very, very few female agents: most of the females in SF novels were good-conduct prizes. (A laudable exception was Andre Norton.)

Look at Glory Road, published in 1963. The heroine, Star, is a competent fighter. She turns out to be the Empress of the Universe, and this doesn't involve sitting around half-naked on thrones. She's making difficult political decisions, and it's a more-than-full-time job. She has a broad sex life and she enjoys it. The hero eventually realizes that she doesn't have time for both the job and him. That's pretty damned powerful and advanced for 1963. That's worlds beyond what Asimov, for instance, was doing.

Today, in 2004, I look at Heinlein women with despair and disdain. I can't live up to that model. (I mean, wanting sex in the cab on the way to give birth? As IF.) Heinlein's views on women were genuinely advanced in the 1950s; the society moved on past him, and thank Heaven for that. But there's more to Heinlein than the caricature of himself he became after the stroke. I don't think he wrote a good book after I Will Fear No Evil. I think the books he wrote in his prime have dated badly. But I also think that they set a generation of children to thinking about spaceflight; over the years, many astronauts and rocket scientists came up to Heinlein and thanked him.

I completely respect people who have tried Heinlein and disliked him. But he was important to me in my teens, and I'll always respect him and love him for that.


Emily - Jun 23, 2004 7:20:52 am PDT #693 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Well, yeah. Friday was kind of precious to me as having a strong fighty female lead who also enjoyed sex. The sex stuff looks kind of ooky from my angle now, cause I've read better since then. But it was worthwhile at the time. Also, Job was kinda fun.


Nutty - Jun 23, 2004 7:23:53 am PDT #694 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

(I mean, wanting sex in the cab on the way to give birth? As IF.)

Ha ha ha! Really? Every day and in many ways, Heinlein feels more and more like a stereotypical fanfic writer to me. Except he wrote fanfic about the world, instead of a TV show. Which, come to think, is sort of a comforting and entertaining thought.

I've got my fair share of [SF] authors I adored when I was 14 and find problematic now, and that's only 14 years' (and no major American cultural revolutions') difference. Partly, it's just growing up, but partly, it's learning to take any and all reference to alternate political structures with a grain of salt the size of Texas.

Betsy, are you well-read in Andre Norton? Could you recommend a few titles?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 23, 2004 7:30:49 am PDT #695 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Damn! That reminds me that somewhere in my apartment there's an ancient copy of Moon of Three Rings that I never got around to reading. Must add more hours to day, stat.


Allyson - Jun 23, 2004 7:30:53 am PDT #696 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Every day and in many ways, Heinlein feels more and more like a stereotypical fanfic writer to me.

Everything makes sense, now. If we replace Wyoh and Manny with Justin and JC, it all makes perfect sense.

Betsy, it's odd. I feel the same way about Princess Leia. Born in '73, was I. She was the first female asskicker I ever knew, and as an added bonus, was all smoochie with Han Solo. HAN SOLO.


Betsy HP - Jun 23, 2004 7:36:43 am PDT #697 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Nutty, Moon of Three Rings is an excellent choice. I remember liking the Witch World books, but I haven't tried rereading them. I loved all the YAs with "magic" in the title -- Lavender-Green Magic stands out. She's been sharecropping since the mid-1980s, so I'd recommend sticking to her earlier stuff.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2004 7:39:23 am PDT #698 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Betsy, it's odd. I feel the same way about Princess Leia. Born in '73, was I. She was the first female asskicker I ever knew, and as an added bonus, was all smoochie with Han Solo. HAN SOLO.

Well, for me there was Wonder Woman and the Bionic Woman (on TV) before Leia. But they were kinda' lame. It must have been the utter lack of snark.

I remember I was dissapointed that Leia had to be Jaba's bikini-clad harem girl in Return of the Jedi.


Betsy HP - Jun 23, 2004 7:41:14 am PDT #699 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I remember I was dissapointed that Leia had to be Jaba's bikini-clad harem girl in Return of the Jedi.

Oh, I was pleased. Because she subverted the whole thing and strangled Jabba with his own chain. Go Leia.

The heroines of the two Raiders sequels, though? Pfui. Give me Marian any day.