Dooooooo it. Unless he wants to.
Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage, and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.
Oz ,'Beneath You'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Gris - Apr 25, 2005 6:56:13 pm PDT #6122 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Allyson - Apr 25, 2005 6:58:13 pm PDT #6123 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I am no Mejia. This is clear.
Burrell - Apr 25, 2005 7:01:34 pm PDT #6124 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I'd love to read your Meijia of the promo, Allyson.
Allyson - Apr 25, 2005 7:02:10 pm PDT #6125 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Now see, no one argue with the pregnant lady.
sumi - Apr 25, 2005 7:07:21 pm PDT #6126 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
It came on right before the 1:45 am act of 24 -- very fun, very creepy. AB, KF, RN AND PC.
"Coming soon" and something about "Viewer discretion" -- you know, the same disclaimer they run before 24.
Kristen - Apr 25, 2005 7:10:44 pm PDT #6127 of 10001
Which, to be clear, is totally different than a faux wedding.
You meant, a "faux" wedding.
Burrell - Apr 25, 2005 7:29:07 pm PDT #6128 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Now see, no one argue with the pregnant lady.
Clearly my family missed the memo. t /whine
Well, at least it's not for much longer.
Allyson - Apr 25, 2005 7:42:47 pm PDT #6129 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
YAY!
Starting my lame effort at Being Jeff Mejia.
Tamara - Apr 25, 2005 7:49:34 pm PDT #6130 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
I just saw it! Creepy yet, cool.
Allyson - Apr 25, 2005 8:19:07 pm PDT #6131 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Queue creepy music...
Shot of Downtown L.A. at sunset
Shot of LA traffic, before sunset, probably right when rush hour thins, because the cars are actually fucking moving. Note: This can't be the 405 and might be some other state, because, dude, cars are moving.
Graphic in creepy Se7enesque font: WHEN A SERIAL KILLER STRIKES
Melts to a perv putting on a full leather face mask and *zip* sound
Cut to a creepy guy in a black hoodie
Quick flashes: What looks like a woman floating in water (there's a bluish tint, it's a silhouette of a figure, overhead shot of agents surrounding a corpse on an autopsy table, three agents backs to camera (maybe Paul, Mel, and either Web or Danny), Mulder/Scully flashlights through the gloom shot, Rebecca's staring toward the camera, a woman with sweaty face and hair screaming on a video recorder (in a sort of bluish dark tint) screams NOOOOO!!!, figure in dark hoodie and sunglasses.
Cut to Adam (Danny) walking with Mel (Katie) at what appears to be a crime scene with ambulance lights flashing in background. Danny says: "Unidentified female hands degloved face slashed off..."
Cut to Rebecca, staring offscreen.
Melts into another of those graphics: SHE HUNTS THEM...
Melts into a shot of Rebecca climbing up into an attic, peering around with a flashlight.
Cut to Web, interviewing Rebecca in his office: Web: I trust you understand what it would mean to work for me. The places you would be required to go."
Rebecca: I've already been to those places.
Cut to a shot of Rebecca all tarted up, walking through a crowd. Cut of creepy Richard Ramirez looking figure in hoodie and dark glasses, watching.
Over these two shots, another graphic: WHILE THEY HUNT HER
Web: You only think you have.
Shot of Rebecca aiming a gun, backing through a room and turning quickly in front of a mirror.
Shot of hands being cuffed (struggling), shot of woman (looks like the same one in the bluescreen who screamed "NOOOO" before, still screaming.
Black out.
Announcer: The Inside, coming soon to Fox. Viewer discretion absofuckin'lutely advised.