Queue creepy music...

Shot of Downtown L.A. at sunset

Shot of LA traffic, before sunset, probably right when rush hour thins, because the cars are actually fucking moving. Note: This can't be the 405 and might be some other state, because, dude, cars are moving.

Graphic in creepy Se7enesque font: WHEN A SERIAL KILLER STRIKES

Melts to a perv putting on a full leather face mask and *zip* sound

Cut to a creepy guy in a black hoodie

Quick flashes: What looks like a woman floating in water (there's a bluish tint, it's a silhouette of a figure, overhead shot of agents surrounding a corpse on an autopsy table, three agents backs to camera (maybe Paul, Mel, and either Web or Danny), Mulder/Scully flashlights through the gloom shot, Rebecca's staring toward the camera, a woman with sweaty face and hair screaming on a video recorder (in a sort of bluish dark tint) screams NOOOOO!!!, figure in dark hoodie and sunglasses.

Cut to Adam (Danny) walking with Mel (Katie) at what appears to be a crime scene with ambulance lights flashing in background. Danny says: "Unidentified female hands degloved face slashed off..."

Cut to Rebecca, staring offscreen.

Melts into another of those graphics: SHE HUNTS THEM...

Melts into a shot of Rebecca climbing up into an attic, peering around with a flashlight.

Cut to Web, interviewing Rebecca in his office: Web: I trust you understand what it would mean to work for me. The places you would be required to go."

Rebecca: I've already been to those places.

Cut to a shot of Rebecca all tarted up, walking through a crowd. Cut of creepy Richard Ramirez looking figure in hoodie and dark glasses, watching.

Over these two shots, another graphic: WHILE THEY HUNT HER

Web: You only think you have.

Shot of Rebecca aiming a gun, backing through a room and turning quickly in front of a mirror.

Shot of hands being cuffed (struggling), shot of woman (looks like the same one in the bluescreen who screamed "NOOOO" before, still screaming.

Black out.

Announcer: The Inside, coming soon to Fox. Viewer discretion absofuckin'lutely advised.

Ooooh. Niiiice. Thanks.

This can't be the 405 and might be some other state, because, dude, cars are moving.

Are you sure the cars are moving? I think it's a camera trick.

Thank you Allyson!! Great recap. If the show's even half as engaging as that recap of the promo, it should kick total ass.

Scott said it should be advertised as the show on which he is killed, and says if it is, he can guarantee a majority of the Boston market's audience, each week.

He *is* from a rather large family, and does work at one of the major private employers in the area.

"Coming soon" and something about "Viewer discretion" -- you know, the same disclaimer they run before 24.

Could it be the show that replaces 24 when the latter ends its run in five weeks? That would rock.

Well done Allyson.

Could it be the show that replaces 24 when the latter ends its run in five weeks? That would rock.

Pleasepleasepleaseplease?

Thanks your the recap, Allyson. So psyched. Saw Adam, but completely missed it was Katie he was with.

Peter Coyote was definitely giving off a Spy-daddy vibe (and I swear the logo font for the show title is the same one they use for Alias). Sounds like his character is going to be even more shifty, though.

You know, if FOX ran this in 24's slot in the off-24-season, I would be as happy as a clam, whatever that means. This season, 24 didn't start 'til January. Having something else in the off season would just rock too much.

So are we going to need a spoiler thread for this? I'm not expecting Allyson to give us her...ahem...INSIDE scoop (sorry, someone was going to do it), but there will be casting stuff, episode titles and such I'm sure.

I know this thread is NAFDA, but we don't white-font in NAFDA threads, right?