Dude. Someone is posting as Tim? Nuke their IP from orbit.
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Heh. Kristen put a story up on TimMinear.net about it.
When I called FauxTim on being a douchebag, FauxTim responded:
Allyson, I don't mean to freak you out but I am the same beagle-loving man you know and love. If I've recycled some of my schtick it's because I'm lazy (er... busy) and I've found it's the best way to get out messages I want without confusing things. I'm sorry for cheating on you (message board-wise) but a man has needs.
Faux Tim blew the writing style. Bigtime.
I suddenly wondered what date the offensive posts were made (it being mid-April and all), heard "How's that Closer to the Earth thing working for ya, babe?" in my head, and wondered if it might actually be Tim playing a prank.
Nope.
What kind of issue does someone have to have to sockpuppet a real person? Let us discuss. Is it someone whose own life is so lame that s/he must pretend to be someone else and enjoy the attention paid to someone else's name?
Also, since fancy work dinner went until 10pm, i feel as though I can skip out early, don't you?
FauxSockpuppeting Tim I get.
"My life is absent. If I were Tim I would have a life."
If you ignored your bank balance, you could make this work.
When we get an Allyson sockpuppet, I'm going to worry about humanity.
More.
Hi! I am Allyson! I am cheerful?!!1!!!
By the way, I really really realllllly love shows wit6h hookers in them! I hope therea re some in the INside!
I am sure someone somewhere thinks it is funny. It's just that that person is wrong.
go home Allyson. I am still at work, so that counts for both of us.
When we get an Allyson sockpuppet, I'm going to worry about humanity.
Are you saying I have no life?
Because, well, it's true, but DO YOU HAVE TO RUB IT IN?