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Allyson - Apr 21, 2005 1:08:38 pm PDT #5974 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Heh. Kristen put a story up on TimMinear.net about it.

When I called FauxTim on being a douchebag, FauxTim responded:

Allyson, I don't mean to freak you out but I am the same beagle-loving man you know and love. If I've recycled some of my schtick it's because I'm lazy (er... busy) and I've found it's the best way to get out messages I want without confusing things. I'm sorry for cheating on you (message board-wise) but a man has needs.

Gus - Apr 21, 2005 1:13:32 pm PDT #5975 of 10001

Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Faux Tim blew the writing style. Bigtime.

Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 21, 2005 1:18:35 pm PDT #5976 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I suddenly wondered what date the offensive posts were made (it being mid-April and all), heard "How's that Closer to the Earth thing working for ya, babe?" in my head, and wondered if it might actually be Tim playing a prank.

Allyson - Apr 21, 2005 1:22:56 pm PDT #5977 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Nope.

Allyson - Apr 21, 2005 1:29:02 pm PDT #5978 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

What kind of issue does someone have to have to sockpuppet a real person? Let us discuss. Is it someone whose own life is so lame that s/he must pretend to be someone else and enjoy the attention paid to someone else's name?

Also, since fancy work dinner went until 10pm, i feel as though I can skip out early, don't you?

Gus - Apr 21, 2005 1:34:29 pm PDT #5979 of 10001

Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

FauxSockpuppeting Tim I get.

"My life is absent. If I were Tim I would have a life."

If you ignored your bank balance, you could make this work.

When we get an Allyson sockpuppet, I'm going to worry about humanity.

More.

Betsy HP - Apr 21, 2005 1:44:23 pm PDT #5980 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

Hi! I am Allyson! I am cheerful?!!1!!!

By the way, I really really realllllly love shows wit6h hookers in them! I hope therea re some in the INside!

msbelle - Apr 21, 2005 1:44:28 pm PDT #5981 of 10001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am sure someone somewhere thinks it is funny. It's just that that person is wrong.

go home Allyson. I am still at work, so that counts for both of us.

Allyson - Apr 21, 2005 1:50:49 pm PDT #5982 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

When we get an Allyson sockpuppet, I'm going to worry about humanity.

Are you saying I have no life?

Because, well, it's true, but DO YOU HAVE TO RUB IT IN?

Scrappy - Apr 21, 2005 1:53:29 pm PDT #5983 of 10001

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Geez, Allyson, you throw a big successful shindig one day, host a fancy-shmancy speaker another, and go out for en expensive meal with brilliant scientists--if that's not having a life, what hope do the rest of us have? Quit setting the bar so damned high.

Signed, On My Way Out to Costco to Buy Coffee for the Office

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