Some people juggle geese!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Gus - Apr 21, 2005 1:34:29 pm PDT #5979 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

FauxSockpuppeting Tim I get.

"My life is absent. If I were Tim I would have a life."

If you ignored your bank balance, you could make this work.

When we get an Allyson sockpuppet, I'm going to worry about humanity.

More.


Betsy HP - Apr 21, 2005 1:44:23 pm PDT #5980 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Hi! I am Allyson! I am cheerful?!!1!!!

By the way, I really really realllllly love shows wit6h hookers in them! I hope therea re some in the INside!


msbelle - Apr 21, 2005 1:44:28 pm PDT #5981 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am sure someone somewhere thinks it is funny. It's just that that person is wrong.

go home Allyson. I am still at work, so that counts for both of us.


Allyson - Apr 21, 2005 1:50:49 pm PDT #5982 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

When we get an Allyson sockpuppet, I'm going to worry about humanity.

Are you saying I have no life?

Because, well, it's true, but DO YOU HAVE TO RUB IT IN?


Scrappy - Apr 21, 2005 1:53:29 pm PDT #5983 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Geez, Allyson, you throw a big successful shindig one day, host a fancy-shmancy speaker another, and go out for en expensive meal with brilliant scientists--if that's not having a life, what hope do the rest of us have? Quit setting the bar so damned high.

Signed, On My Way Out to Costco to Buy Coffee for the Office


Gus - Apr 21, 2005 1:54:43 pm PDT #5984 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Never address a person who has previously stated PMS influences.

It is a simple lesson. You would think it would have sunk in by my advanced age.

You really would.


Allyson - Apr 21, 2005 1:57:53 pm PDT #5985 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Are you calling me fat, Gus?

Hee, Robin. It's as if none of that happened, for today I am trying to reconcile orders for lab supplies, and it's horribly monotonous, and I can't find the last one receipt I need.


Gus - Apr 21, 2005 2:03:52 pm PDT #5986 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

I don't want to work in Robin's office. Costco coffee. Blech.

As anyone else noticed how mahvellous Allyson has been looking lately?

t unsubscribe! There used to be a way to unsub to these things!


Allyson - Apr 21, 2005 2:10:25 pm PDT #5987 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh. Oh. Just nabbed this off Whedoneque.

Bravo's Ultimate Superheroes and Super Vixens.

If you are male, like, oh, say, Conan, you are a hero. If you are female, like oh say, Buffy or Ripley, you are a vixen.

[link]

See, now my rage has gone from FauxTim to Bravo.

Sexist pieces of shit need my vixen foot up their arseholes.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 21, 2005 2:10:45 pm PDT #5988 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Sitting here at the end of my glamorous day of designing letterheads for my company's associates and trying to convince them that, yes, I actually do need those ballpark quantity numbers from them before I can magically produce printer's estimates, I'm thinking most anything sounds exciting. Going out to buy toilet tissue and lightbulbs has so far been the highlight of my day.

If you are female, like oh say, Buffy or Ripley, you are a vixen. (emphasis mine)

WhatwhatWHAT?!? Okay, putting aside the extremity of sexism in their overall statement, they picked Ellen Ripley as one of their prime examples of a vixen? Ellen "dressed in loose gray work clothes, shaved her head to get rid of lice, drove a loader, GETAWAYFROMHERYOUBITCH!" Ripley?