Why oh why would you ever say this to her? My mom doesn't hear about girls until we've been an item for at least a month. It keeps the jinxing to a minimum.
I have learnt this the hard way.
Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.
Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
The Partyman - Jan 04, 2005 1:24:10 pm PST #3821 of 10001
[insert something funny here]
Kat - Jan 04, 2005 1:52:45 pm PST #3822 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Now when people say he worked on Buffy he can say yes.
The corpse of Buffy?
Pix - Jan 04, 2005 1:54:31 pm PST #3823 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
The corpse of Buffy?
Somehow even better.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 04, 2005 2:05:56 pm PST #3824 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Hey, Tim and Willow have something in common!
Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2005 2:20:20 pm PST #3825 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
And Tim is arguably raising the dead with the current show.
(Note to self: keep fawns away from LA.)
Allyson - Jan 04, 2005 2:21:28 pm PST #3826 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Tim wouldn't hurt Bambi!
DavidS - Jan 04, 2005 2:23:10 pm PST #3827 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Tim wouldn't hurt Bambi!
Pfft. He'd turn Bambi into beagle kibble before the teaser was over.
Allyson - Jan 04, 2005 2:25:57 pm PST #3828 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
NUH UH!!!
DavidS - Jan 04, 2005 2:26:34 pm PST #3829 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
NUH UH!!!
Yuh to the power of Huh.
Allyson - Jan 04, 2005 2:30:55 pm PST #3830 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
YOU ARE TOTALLY WRONG