Tim wouldn't hurt Bambi!
Pfft. He'd turn Bambi into beagle kibble before the teaser was over.
Mal: Go on. Get in there. Give your brother a thrashing for messing up your plan. River: He takes so much looking after.
'Objects In Space'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
DavidS - Jan 04, 2005 2:23:10 pm PST #3827 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Allyson - Jan 04, 2005 2:25:57 pm PST #3828 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
NUH UH!!!
DavidS - Jan 04, 2005 2:26:34 pm PST #3829 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
NUH UH!!!
Yuh to the power of Huh.
Allyson - Jan 04, 2005 2:30:55 pm PST #3830 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
YOU ARE TOTALLY WRONG
The Partyman - Jan 04, 2005 2:42:31 pm PST #3831 of 10001
[insert something funny here]
Could Tim turn Bambi into beagle kibble if Bambi was already dead?
DavidS - Jan 04, 2005 2:57:21 pm PST #3832 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
YOU ARE TOTALLY WRONG
Allyson, he likes Ayn Rand. Bambi is Randian toast. Or...venison on toast points, I suppose.
Pix - Jan 04, 2005 2:59:05 pm PST #3833 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
No, no. Tim wouldn't kill Bambi. He'd just make Bambi suffer tragically until death would be a blessed release from the hell that had become his pyrophobic life.
DXMachina - Jan 04, 2005 3:02:35 pm PST #3834 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I had venison for dinner NYE. It was tastier than your average beagle kibble.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 04, 2005 3:10:40 pm PST #3835 of 10001
What is even happening?
Tim is sort of a softie about the furry animals with four legs. I think he mostly enjoys killing the smoother, two legged variety, and I don't actually blame him, there.
Allyson - Jan 04, 2005 3:16:26 pm PST #3836 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Exactly. People? Sure. Send the infant to the Hell dimension with the crazy puritan? Sure.
Bambi is safe in the Minearverse, tho.