Could Tim turn Bambi into beagle kibble if Bambi was already dead?
Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.
'Safe'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
The Partyman - Jan 04, 2005 2:42:31 pm PST #3831 of 10001
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DavidS - Jan 04, 2005 2:57:21 pm PST #3832 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
YOU ARE TOTALLY WRONG
Allyson, he likes Ayn Rand. Bambi is Randian toast. Or...venison on toast points, I suppose.
Pix - Jan 04, 2005 2:59:05 pm PST #3833 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
No, no. Tim wouldn't kill Bambi. He'd just make Bambi suffer tragically until death would be a blessed release from the hell that had become his pyrophobic life.
DXMachina - Jan 04, 2005 3:02:35 pm PST #3834 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I had venison for dinner NYE. It was tastier than your average beagle kibble.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 04, 2005 3:10:40 pm PST #3835 of 10001
What is even happening?
Tim is sort of a softie about the furry animals with four legs. I think he mostly enjoys killing the smoother, two legged variety, and I don't actually blame him, there.
Allyson - Jan 04, 2005 3:16:26 pm PST #3836 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Exactly. People? Sure. Send the infant to the Hell dimension with the crazy puritan? Sure.
Bambi is safe in the Minearverse, tho.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 04, 2005 5:23:25 pm PST #3837 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Ahh, I've decided, Tim's killing tendencies are overrated unless your talking minor characters. He's killed Doyle, Holtz and Lilah (and as a sorta big bad, I'm not sure Holtz really counts). Who else? Oh - he finally kept Darla dead.
Joss has killed (and made stick one way or the other): Jenny, Tara, Anya, Cordelia, Fred, Lindsey and Wesley. Fred's the only sorta there.
libkitty - Jan 04, 2005 5:42:51 pm PST #3838 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
But most of Joss's are from Buffy or near the end of Angel. Can we agree that both kill wonderfully?
P.M. Marc - Jan 04, 2005 6:00:11 pm PST #3839 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Joss has killed (and made stick one way or the other): Jenny, Tara, Anya, Cordelia, Fred, Lindsey and Wesley. Fred's the only sorta there.
Cordy's actual death is Big Daddy Fury's. Tara's is by Steve DeKnight, the wee puppet man.
evil jimi - Jan 04, 2005 6:17:57 pm PST #3840 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
and Jenny was killed by a writer who's name I forget b/c they only did the one ep afaik
though, of course, Joss had a hand in all the killing. Which explains why he's been known to mumble, "Out damn spot" on occasion.