Buffistas

These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'

The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.

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Strega - Nov 30, 2004 2:05:11 pm PST #3139 of 10001

I watched the second episode wondering what they meant about the obvious network-mandated changes. Then it ended with A Heartwarming Moment. Complete with power ballad.

The doctor is all, "I am smugger than Grissom" and I'm all, "come here so i can beat you with your cane, dickhead."

See, I like that he's an ass. It's kinda Jim Profit as Quincy. The rest of the show is the problem for me. But I would enjoy watching House and Grissom in a smug-off.

§ ita § - Nov 30, 2004 2:06:57 pm PST #3140 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would enjoy watching House and Grissom in a smug-off.

Ah, Goren¹ would kick both their asses.

¹: L&O:CI.

Allyson - Nov 30, 2004 2:12:38 pm PST #3141 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

See, I like that he's an ass.

He's not the kind of ass I could have a G&T with. And I didn't care about headache girl. She gave me a headache. I found myself wishing her head would explode ribbons of gray matter all over Smugger!Grissom.

When I am rich, I will have a stack of televisions, so that I can throw bricks at my screen with reckless abandon for shows like House.

libkitty - Nov 30, 2004 2:22:58 pm PST #3142 of 10001

Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I would kind of like to see this. I have a couple of old tvs stacked up in a corner. One is acting as a stand for a speaker, but I could get a box for that I'm sure.

But you still need to be rich to have someone else to clean up all the glass.

Vonnie K - Nov 30, 2004 2:44:01 pm PST #3143 of 10001

Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

OMG, House/Grissom! There's a crossover begging to be written.

Zenkitty - Nov 30, 2004 3:38:21 pm PST #3144 of 10001

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Just don't make it House/Grissom slash. eeeeeww, dang, I just went there in spite of myself.

Allyson - Nov 30, 2004 3:41:19 pm PST #3145 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It's a ribbed cane, for his pleasure.

P.M. Marc - Nov 30, 2004 3:44:07 pm PST #3146 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

It's a ribbed cane, for his pleasure

EWWWWWWWWWWW.

Also, ha!

But mostly eww.

Cashmere - Nov 30, 2004 3:45:23 pm PST #3147 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

The pilot is supposedly outstanding and groundbreaking and crabby and whatever, but the following eps get sexed-up underlings and generic crap like that.

Fox executives fuck something with potential up? No. Say it ain't so.

Just don't make it House/Grissom slash. eeeeeww, dang, I just went there in spite of myself.

Now to find some steel wool for my brain....

lori - Nov 30, 2004 3:51:34 pm PST #3148 of 10001

Here's that review I was talking about, with the notes.

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