I would enjoy watching House and Grissom in a smug-off.
Ah, Goren¹ would kick both their asses.
¹: L&O:CI.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
§ ita § - Nov 30, 2004 2:06:57 pm PST #3140 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson - Nov 30, 2004 2:12:38 pm PST #3141 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
See, I like that he's an ass.
He's not the kind of ass I could have a G&T with. And I didn't care about headache girl. She gave me a headache. I found myself wishing her head would explode ribbons of gray matter all over Smugger!Grissom.
When I am rich, I will have a stack of televisions, so that I can throw bricks at my screen with reckless abandon for shows like House.
libkitty - Nov 30, 2004 2:22:58 pm PST #3142 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
I would kind of like to see this. I have a couple of old tvs stacked up in a corner. One is acting as a stand for a speaker, but I could get a box for that I'm sure.
But you still need to be rich to have someone else to clean up all the glass.
Vonnie K - Nov 30, 2004 2:44:01 pm PST #3143 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
OMG, House/Grissom! There's a crossover begging to be written.
Zenkitty - Nov 30, 2004 3:38:21 pm PST #3144 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Just don't make it House/Grissom slash. eeeeeww, dang, I just went there in spite of myself.
Allyson - Nov 30, 2004 3:41:19 pm PST #3145 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
It's a ribbed cane, for his pleasure.
P.M. Marc - Nov 30, 2004 3:44:07 pm PST #3146 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
It's a ribbed cane, for his pleasure
EWWWWWWWWWWW.
Also, ha!
But mostly eww.
Cashmere - Nov 30, 2004 3:45:23 pm PST #3147 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
The pilot is supposedly outstanding and groundbreaking and crabby and whatever, but the following eps get sexed-up underlings and generic crap like that.
Fox executives fuck something with potential up? No. Say it ain't so.
Just don't make it House/Grissom slash. eeeeeww, dang, I just went there in spite of myself.
Now to find some steel wool for my brain....
lori - Nov 30, 2004 3:51:34 pm PST #3148 of 10001
Here's that review I was talking about, with the notes.
Consuela - Nov 30, 2004 3:53:39 pm PST #3149 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Gotta love Tim Goodman. He calls 'em as he sees 'em.