Serenity is a Gentle Mistress.
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Nimoy needs to do the narration. There's going to be narration, right? One of those, "In a galaxy far, far away, but very much like this one..." things.
Nah, it's a "Whole Solar System"
Ooh, don't forget the time travel. There's gotta be time travel. I hope the ray guns are really cool. I wonder if they upgraded the weapons on the ship.
And a transporter and a holodeck. And a ship's computer that becomes self-aware.
Tachyons!
Almost forgot, they have to go to a planet that's a recreation of Nazi Germany. And then another one that's like the Wild West. Oh, wait.
That reversing the tachyon pulse stuff is GOLDEN! Everyone's got tachyons, right? Aren't they all around us like the force? We don't want this to be too, I dunno, paramount-ish though. So no bumpy foreheads. You'll have to change the makeup on the barney miller guy.
And there's needs to be a mischevious godlike creature to tie up asspulls.
Wow this movie practically writes itself.