SHATNER!!
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
SHATNER!!
Of course, the One True Captain. Genius. That's it, Josh. Ditch the french guy, bring in Bill the Thrill and we could have a real hit on our hands. Who's doing the sound effects on the explosions? Got someone good?
Man, I hope there's some cool looking aliens.
Serenity is a Gentle Mistress.
Nimoy needs to do the narration. There's going to be narration, right? One of those, "In a galaxy far, far away, but very much like this one..." things.
Nah, it's a "Whole Solar System"
Ooh, don't forget the time travel. There's gotta be time travel. I hope the ray guns are really cool. I wonder if they upgraded the weapons on the ship.
And a transporter and a holodeck. And a ship's computer that becomes self-aware.
Tachyons!
Almost forgot, they have to go to a planet that's a recreation of Nazi Germany. And then another one that's like the Wild West. Oh, wait.