This time with pink chaps.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
DXMachina - Nov 21, 2004 6:26:18 pm PST #2994 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
tiggy - Nov 21, 2004 6:31:08 pm PST #2995 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
hee! i was trying to find the pic of the whole staff, but that's all i could come up with. they are some very HAWT security staff though. yay party!
Allyson - Nov 21, 2004 6:38:19 pm PST #2996 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I showed Tim a pic of me with the security team, in which I appear to be two feet tall. He said I was his favorite hobbit, ever.
I told him he shouldn't call girls hobbits, ever. I'm still scarred, and keep checking my feet for hair.
So you see, all roads lead back to Minear.
tiggy - Nov 21, 2004 7:03:26 pm PST #2997 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
he called you a hobbit? hasn't he ever met a girl? sheesh...
you're what i like to call "wee". i still giggle at how we're unable to take a decent picture together.
DCJensen - Nov 21, 2004 10:00:19 pm PST #2998 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
he called you a hobbit? hasn't he ever met a girl? sheesh...
Some people really don't think about the feet on Hobbits, just that they are small people.
DCJensen - Nov 21, 2004 10:00:48 pm PST #2999 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
On the other hand? Numberslut!!!!!!!!!!!
§ ita § - Nov 22, 2004 3:58:48 am PST #3000 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Even if you shod them all, hobbits are still underrepresented in the Miss Middle Earth pageant. It's dicey.
tommyrot - Nov 22, 2004 5:28:16 am PST #3001 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Huh. I would think they'd do well in the talent part of the competition.
§ ita § - Nov 22, 2004 6:51:07 am PST #3002 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I would think they'd do well in the talent part of the competition.
It's the interview that kills them.
Allyson - Nov 22, 2004 9:15:26 am PST #3003 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
hobbits are still underrepresented in the Miss Middle Earth pageant.
Are you saying Tim thinks I'm ugly?
Hm. I'm going to go find a hotter security team, now. Hmph.