Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


DCJensen - Nov 21, 2004 10:00:48 pm PST #2999 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

On the other hand? Numberslut!!!!!!!!!!!


§ ita § - Nov 22, 2004 3:58:48 am PST #3000 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Even if you shod them all, hobbits are still underrepresented in the Miss Middle Earth pageant. It's dicey.


tommyrot - Nov 22, 2004 5:28:16 am PST #3001 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. I would think they'd do well in the talent part of the competition.


§ ita § - Nov 22, 2004 6:51:07 am PST #3002 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would think they'd do well in the talent part of the competition.

It's the interview that kills them.


Allyson - Nov 22, 2004 9:15:26 am PST #3003 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

hobbits are still underrepresented in the Miss Middle Earth pageant.

Are you saying Tim thinks I'm ugly?

Hm. I'm going to go find a hotter security team, now. Hmph.


§ ita § - Nov 22, 2004 9:17:02 am PST #3004 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Are you saying Tim thinks I'm ugly?

I'm saying for a man who words for a living, he needed to have been more on the ball.

I know Tim thinks you're a cutie patootie. We discuss it at the meetings. Just not a big one.


Allyson - Nov 22, 2004 9:20:51 am PST #3005 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

We discuss it at the meetings.

There are meetings? Do tell.


Kat - Nov 22, 2004 4:09:59 pm PST #3006 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

You're a cutiehead, Allyson. der. Of course you know that.

I'm not invited to the meetings either! wah.


Allyson - Nov 22, 2004 4:12:26 pm PST #3007 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Well, we don't invite them to our meetings, so maybe we should olive branch this thing.


Kat - Nov 22, 2004 4:15:07 pm PST #3008 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

WAIT. you have meetings too?

I have no meetings.

NONE.

No one loves me.