I showed Tim a pic of me with the security team, in which I appear to be two feet tall. He said I was his favorite hobbit, ever.
I told him he shouldn't call girls hobbits, ever. I'm still scarred, and keep checking my feet for hair.
So you see, all roads lead back to Minear.
he called you a hobbit? hasn't he ever met a girl? sheesh...
you're what i like to call "wee". i still giggle at how we're unable to take a decent picture together.
he called you a hobbit? hasn't he ever met a girl? sheesh...
Some people really don't think about the feet on Hobbits, just that they are small people.
On the other hand? Numberslut!!!!!!!!!!!
Even if you shod them all, hobbits are still underrepresented in the Miss Middle Earth pageant. It's dicey.
Huh. I would think they'd do well in the talent part of the competition.
I would think they'd do well in the talent part of the competition.
It's the interview that kills them.
hobbits are still underrepresented in the Miss Middle Earth pageant.
Are you saying Tim thinks I'm ugly?
Hm. I'm going to go find a hotter security team, now. Hmph.
Are you saying Tim thinks I'm ugly?
I'm saying for a man who words for a living, he needed to have been more on the ball.
I
know
Tim thinks you're a cutie patootie. We discuss it at the meetings. Just not a big one.
We discuss it at the meetings.
There are meetings? Do tell.