Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.

Xander ,'Lessons'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


libkitty - Aug 02, 2004 11:46:20 am PDT #1524 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

You're both right DCJ and Wolfram. Remember? It was Kaylee in the Sound of Music singalong, and Book in the gay bar.


Narrator - Aug 02, 2004 11:56:50 am PDT #1525 of 10001
The evil is this way?

I thought Simon was in the gay bar. Darn. Now I have to rewatch the episode and see.


DCJensen - Aug 02, 2004 11:59:58 am PDT #1526 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I thought Book was in the closet, and Kaylee was the one in the corset....sorry.


libkitty - Aug 02, 2004 2:30:10 pm PDT #1527 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Book and Simon were together, literally in the closet in corsets. I mean, not together together, just together. Unless I misinterpreted. Oh, my. Were they really together? Well that's a twist. It's getting difficult to make everything fit together, but I persist. I mean, if Tim could do all that mind-boggling work on Buffy, then we should be able to get a few folks in corsets in closets. Singing.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 02, 2004 3:00:52 pm PDT #1528 of 10001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

I thought Simon was in the gay bar. Darn. Now I have to rewatch the episode and see.

Narrator, they're listing funny events that are out of character.


libkitty - Aug 02, 2004 4:25:11 pm PDT #1529 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Ha, Matt, and again I say, ha! Seriously, I would have COMMed but for this being so Minearverse. Although my friend who adores Simon (as a brother, but, you know, not) would beat us both about the head and then cry on our shoulders about this. Simon? Gay? In Out of Gas no less! Surely not!


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2004 4:31:52 pm PDT #1530 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is the Minearverse COMM-invalid?

Don't be ashamed.

Give him his due.


Allyson - Aug 02, 2004 5:14:40 pm PDT #1531 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Simon isnt gay. But he does want to do his sister.


JZ - Aug 02, 2004 5:23:53 pm PDT #1532 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Simon isnt gay. But he does want to do his sister.

No, he wants to do me. His sister can damn well wait in line.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 02, 2004 5:25:44 pm PDT #1533 of 10001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Although my friend who adores Simon (as a brother, but, you know, not)

So she adores Simon as if he were her brother and she were River?