I thought Simon was in the gay bar. Darn. Now I have to rewatch the episode and see.
Narrator, they're listing funny events that are out of character.
Oh, I get it. You just don't like who did the rescuing, that's all. Wishin' I was your boyfriend what's-his-height. Oh wait, he's run off.
Spike ,'Potential'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 02, 2004 3:00:52 pm PDT #1528 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
libkitty - Aug 02, 2004 4:25:11 pm PDT #1529 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Ha, Matt, and again I say, ha! Seriously, I would have COMMed but for this being so Minearverse. Although my friend who adores Simon (as a brother, but, you know, not) would beat us both about the head and then cry on our shoulders about this. Simon? Gay? In Out of Gas no less! Surely not!
§ ita § - Aug 02, 2004 4:31:52 pm PDT #1530 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is the Minearverse COMM-invalid?
Don't be ashamed.
Give him his due.
Allyson - Aug 02, 2004 5:14:40 pm PDT #1531 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Simon isnt gay. But he does want to do his sister.
JZ - Aug 02, 2004 5:23:53 pm PDT #1532 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Simon isnt gay. But he does want to do his sister.
No, he wants to do me. His sister can damn well wait in line.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 02, 2004 5:25:44 pm PDT #1533 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Although my friend who adores Simon (as a brother, but, you know, not)
So she adores Simon as if he were her brother and she were River?
DCJensen - Aug 02, 2004 5:35:33 pm PDT #1534 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
River and her brother....urk.
Puts me in mind of a quote spoilery for another show, so I won't identify it:
"If you were anyone else, maybe. But you're not anyone else. You're you. And you're like a brother to me."
"I make love like a black man?"
"Not that kind of brother, you idiot!"
Allyson - Aug 02, 2004 5:36:30 pm PDT #1535 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Now Matt, let us not judge someone's kinky fantasy roleplay needs.
Polter-Cow - Aug 02, 2004 5:37:42 pm PDT #1536 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Some people juggle geese.
JenP - Aug 02, 2004 5:47:19 pm PDT #1537 of 10001
Oh, dear. Hodgeberry love again?
On the up side - I finally got my Disc 3 back last night.