Simon isnt gay. But he does want to do his sister.
Atherton: Half the men in this room wish you were on their arm, tonight. Inara: Only half. I must be losing my indefinable allure.
'Shindig'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - Aug 02, 2004 5:14:40 pm PDT #1531 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
JZ - Aug 02, 2004 5:23:53 pm PDT #1532 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Simon isnt gay. But he does want to do his sister.
No, he wants to do me. His sister can damn well wait in line.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 02, 2004 5:25:44 pm PDT #1533 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Although my friend who adores Simon (as a brother, but, you know, not)
So she adores Simon as if he were her brother and she were River?
DCJensen - Aug 02, 2004 5:35:33 pm PDT #1534 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
River and her brother....urk.
Puts me in mind of a quote spoilery for another show, so I won't identify it:
"If you were anyone else, maybe. But you're not anyone else. You're you. And you're like a brother to me."
"I make love like a black man?"
"Not that kind of brother, you idiot!"
Allyson - Aug 02, 2004 5:36:30 pm PDT #1535 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Now Matt, let us not judge someone's kinky fantasy roleplay needs.
Polter-Cow - Aug 02, 2004 5:37:42 pm PDT #1536 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Some people juggle geese.
JenP - Aug 02, 2004 5:47:19 pm PDT #1537 of 10001
Oh, dear. Hodgeberry love again?
On the up side - I finally got my Disc 3 back last night.
Kristen - Aug 02, 2004 9:32:37 pm PDT #1538 of 10001
I'm not sure if anyone's mentioned this already or not but I've heard a rumor that all 13 WF eps are now available for download somewhere.
DCJensen - Aug 02, 2004 10:15:21 pm PDT #1539 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Not that anyone would download them.....
Lilty Cash - Aug 03, 2004 3:20:07 am PDT #1540 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
And Kaylee in the corset and long red fishnets, with the bullwhip? Priceless.
I watched last season's finale of Dead Like Me last night for the first time since seeing Firefly. Jewel Staite's in it, not too far from the description above! Did a double take but checked the credits and yep, it was her.
Realizes that this was probably common knowledge to everyone but me but says it anyway.