You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


bon bon - Jun 02, 2004 7:09:21 am PDT #133 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

ita, do you wear a sign that says "looking for people to contradict bon bon"?

I am suspicious of your so-called "friends."


§ ita § - Jun 02, 2004 7:11:04 am PDT #134 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am suspicious of your so-called "friends."

Of course you are.

But if you check the timeline, you'll see you contradicted me.


Allyson - Jun 02, 2004 7:11:25 am PDT #135 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

ita's mom pays us two chickens a week to be "friends" with her daughter, and yes, contradicting bon bon is in the contract.


bon bon - Jun 02, 2004 7:13:51 am PDT #136 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Two chickens?! TWO chickens?!


Allyson - Jun 02, 2004 7:14:52 am PDT #137 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Kat and Lori get two chickens and a bonus goat once a year for taking her shopping.


§ ita § - Jun 02, 2004 7:17:00 am PDT #138 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Of course, if anyone finds me a husband, it's a lifetime supply of goat.

Which might explain some things.


Allyson - Jun 02, 2004 7:18:14 am PDT #139 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

She promised me the Blue Mountain coffee for life. Huh. She must know about my goat issues.


Daisy Jane - Jun 02, 2004 7:22:27 am PDT #140 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I was going to say something about ads- but forgot with the stunning haircut. It looks incredible!

Oh yeah, I'd rather have product placement than those bottom half of the screen ads, complete with annoying sound effects.


SuziQ - Jun 02, 2004 7:26:45 am PDT #141 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ewwww, the sound effects are awful. I can almost abide the images if they would dump the sounds and animation.


Daisy Jane - Jun 02, 2004 7:35:28 am PDT #142 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And they always do them right when someone is saying something important, or there's some dramatic moment. It's not that I think they do that on purpose, I just don't think they pay attention to the show at all.