Kat and Lori get two chickens and a bonus goat once a year for taking her shopping.
Oh, look at the pretties!
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - Jun 02, 2004 7:14:52 am PDT #137 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
§ ita § - Jun 02, 2004 7:17:00 am PDT #138 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Of course, if anyone finds me a husband, it's a lifetime supply of goat.
Which might explain some things.
Allyson - Jun 02, 2004 7:18:14 am PDT #139 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
She promised me the Blue Mountain coffee for life. Huh. She must know about my goat issues.
Daisy Jane - Jun 02, 2004 7:22:27 am PDT #140 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I was going to say something about ads- but forgot with the stunning haircut. It looks incredible!
Oh yeah, I'd rather have product placement than those bottom half of the screen ads, complete with annoying sound effects.
SuziQ - Jun 02, 2004 7:26:45 am PDT #141 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Ewwww, the sound effects are awful. I can almost abide the images if they would dump the sounds and animation.
Daisy Jane - Jun 02, 2004 7:35:28 am PDT #142 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
And they always do them right when someone is saying something important, or there's some dramatic moment. It's not that I think they do that on purpose, I just don't think they pay attention to the show at all.
Liese S. - Jun 02, 2004 8:20:16 am PDT #143 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Oh yeah, I'd rather have product placement than those bottom half of the screen ads, complete with annoying sound effects.
Oh the hells yeah! Why do we put up with this? We need to start a movement.
And also, yeah. I say, "the Lumina" to distinguish which vehicle I mean, even though the other vehicle is not only not a Chevy but also not a sedan, but I wouldn't say, "the Chevy Lumina" under any circumstances.
§ ita § - Jun 02, 2004 8:21:54 am PDT #144 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Liese, my "friend," the chickens are in the mail.
Liese S. - Jun 02, 2004 8:29:49 am PDT #145 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
That's good, 'cause I was getting a little hungry.
Kat - Jun 02, 2004 8:40:01 am PDT #146 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
It's like calling a close friend by first and last name the whole time.
Which I used to do with my former best friend. Which might explain why she is a former best friend, yes?
Kat and Lori get two chickens and a bonus goat once a year for taking her shopping.
And the goats we just set free, given that we are a goat free household.