Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Gris - Jul 24, 2004 7:31:57 pm PDT #1281 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Not drunk. WISH I was drunk. But painfully sober.

My family? Teetotallers. And I'm still a dependent, so drinking is not something I do near them.

READY FOR VACATION TO END.

(Bobs? Hot. Seen Thoroughly Modern Millie? The Broadway version? It's hot. The bob. And the musical.)


Polter-Cow - Jul 24, 2004 7:32:19 pm PDT #1282 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm with Gus. I've always had this weird thing for Gish and her freakyass big eyes.


tommyrot - Jul 24, 2004 7:34:47 pm PDT #1283 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I cannot get drunk. For lo, I lack sufficient ice-cubes for my vodka, and am not in the mood for beer or wine.

Eta: People just had bigger eyes back in those days.


Trudy Booth - Jul 24, 2004 7:36:02 pm PDT #1284 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Now, who here would be old enough to fellate Mr. Flynn?

t goes to happy place


Polter-Cow - Jul 24, 2004 7:39:40 pm PDT #1285 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

People just had bigger eyes back in those days.

Yes, cow eyes. Moooooo.


Gris - Jul 24, 2004 7:41:09 pm PDT #1286 of 10001
Hey. New board.

All those ignoring Trudy's fantasy, say "Aye"


Gus - Jul 24, 2004 8:01:06 pm PDT #1287 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Trudy is in her happy place. Everyone who wants to be in Trudy's happy place, say … wait. That sentence was going to a strange place.

Lord, help me. I have somehow converted the word "place" into a landmine-strewn field that I am caught in the center of, which I cannot escape. I call on your Mercy.


Gris - Jul 24, 2004 8:02:07 pm PDT #1288 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Gus: My mercy is showered down upon you. Here, walk upon my radiance out of the landmine.

Oops! It broke!

Gross. Gus bits.


tommyrot - Jul 24, 2004 8:07:17 pm PDT #1289 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Gus: My mercy is showered down upon you.

Ew.


Gus - Jul 24, 2004 8:12:01 pm PDT #1290 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Gus: My mercy is showered down upon you.

Ew.

Really. Shout out for a little help and what do you get? Showered on.

Not that kinky, thank you very much.