All those ignoring Trudy's fantasy, say "Aye"
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Gris - Jul 24, 2004 7:41:09 pm PDT #1286 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Gus - Jul 24, 2004 8:01:06 pm PDT #1287 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Trudy is in her happy place. Everyone who wants to be in Trudy's happy place, say … wait. That sentence was going to a strange place.
Lord, help me. I have somehow converted the word "place" into a landmine-strewn field that I am caught in the center of, which I cannot escape. I call on your Mercy.
Gris - Jul 24, 2004 8:02:07 pm PDT #1288 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Gus: My mercy is showered down upon you. Here, walk upon my radiance out of the landmine.
Oops! It broke!
Gross. Gus bits.
tommyrot - Jul 24, 2004 8:07:17 pm PDT #1289 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gus: My mercy is showered down upon you.
Ew.
Gus - Jul 24, 2004 8:12:01 pm PDT #1290 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Gus: My mercy is showered down upon you.
Ew.
Really. Shout out for a little help and what do you get? Showered on.
Not that kinky, thank you very much.
Trudy Booth - Jul 24, 2004 8:40:32 pm PDT #1291 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Mmmmm.... showered on Gus
t remains in happy place
Pix - Jul 24, 2004 8:54:35 pm PDT #1292 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
We're showering in Gus? Boy did I show up at the right time.
Gus - Jul 24, 2004 8:55:30 pm PDT #1293 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Super Porny Pants has gone to a place ...
Augh! I said "place" again. Standby for Gus-bits.
t Oh, hell. That goes to weird place, too.
t Communication sucks.
t Badly
t Let's go back to the Errol Flynn thing, shall we?
t "Errol Flynn thing" ... There is no way out of this, is there?
Trapped In A Porny Place, a new series coming this Fall on Showtime After Dark.
tommyrot - Jul 24, 2004 8:57:24 pm PDT #1294 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Trapped In A Porny Place
Could be a new reality show on Fox.
Lee - Jul 24, 2004 9:00:06 pm PDT #1295 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Mmmmm, Errol Flynn.
What Robin said about the laughing.