Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'


Lovesick, my Ass!  

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§ ita § - Apr 24, 2004 10:15:09 pm PDT #104 of 668
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The John Woo moment isn't just slow mo. It's accelerated, then slow momentous mo, and then accelerated again, all backlit and blue and smokey.

It's beautiful.


Kat - Apr 24, 2004 10:22:50 pm PDT #105 of 668
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

The John Woo moment isn't just slow mo. It's accelerated, then slow momentous mo, and then accelerated again, all backlit and blue and smokey.

And not just once. Not just twice, but at least three times. Two in forward and one in reverse.

So damned good.


Kat - Apr 24, 2004 10:25:28 pm PDT #106 of 668
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

OH! and ita, in Totem Mole, gets yet another shoutout. I wanna know why ita gets all the love?


Allyson - Apr 24, 2004 11:24:24 pm PDT #107 of 668
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Why DOES ita get all the love? What's a girl gotta do to get that kind of love?


Cranberry - Apr 25, 2004 2:40:35 am PDT #108 of 668
I was fine when existence had no meaning. Meaninglessness in a universe that has no meaning -- that I get. But meaninglessness in a universe with meaning? What does that mean?

I want summaries of episodes 10-13! Even just short ones... please? I really want to know what happens after the (unfortunate) re-marriage.


Sue - Apr 25, 2004 3:38:43 am PDT #109 of 668
hip deep in pie

Okay, since you've seen them, you have to tell me what happens after episode nine. It's killing me.


Kat - Apr 25, 2004 6:12:22 am PDT #110 of 668
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Sue, which episode is nine? Is that the remarriage? (damn. Watch several hours of TV and it all blends together).


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2004 6:19:42 am PDT #111 of 668
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yup -- Lying Pig ends with the wedding.

So we've seen 10 and 11. But I can't remember what happens in 10. There's no shippy stuff in 11.

Which means 10 is ... Brass Monkey!

Oh, then, 10 is the one where Jaye loses it big time. She's letting Eric go (not easily), and then a cocktail bunny tells her to "save him from her". Is this where she starts destroying tchotchkes? Anyway, the lion tells her to see the monkey for details.

She's also stalking Heidi, sees her buy pills, tries to save Eric from her. She's back in therapy, and someone's stalking Dr. Ron. And shitting in his office.

Damn. I can't do this justice. Kat? Allyson?


PenDuffy - Apr 25, 2004 6:21:15 am PDT #112 of 668
I need a new tagline.. submissions are accepted.

which episode is nine? Is that the remarriage? (damn. Watch several hours of TV and it all blends together).

Yes its that episode (Lying Pig).. "Mend it"


Kat - Apr 25, 2004 6:28:42 am PDT #113 of 668
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Damn. I can't do this justice. Kat? Allyson?

you're doing fine.

You didn't mention her melting the wax lion on the coffee burner at work nor her mother's upset that she won't talk with her.

Dr. Ron is convinced that the stalker is Jaye. But really, it's the Olsen girl.

OH! the Brass Monkey tells her why all of the figurines talk to her.

And there was licking of a light switch.