Damn. I can't do this justice. Kat? Allyson?

you're doing fine.

You didn't mention her melting the wax lion on the coffee burner at work nor her mother's upset that she won't talk with her.

Dr. Ron is convinced that the stalker is Jaye. But really, it's the Olsen girl.

OH! the Brass Monkey tells her why all of the figurines talk to her.

And there was licking of a light switch.

Yes! Jaye is totally beside herself here. She tells Dr. Ron the truth (though I think the monkey tells her not to). We get to see her looking quite insane. She grabs the tchochkes back from Aaron (though that may have happened earlier) and melts the wax lion in a quite disturbing torture scene. She tries to get all the animals in the store sold too.

However, the wax machine makes six more mushed lions during repair attempts, and they convince her there's no escape.

She's a great cryer, Caroline.

Oh, that sounds great. I can't wait to see it, someday. Thanks guys.

She was so torn up I wanted to yell at the animals and tell them to leave her alone. Even though she melted the lion! Poor lion.

Even though she melted the lion! Poor lion.

Poor lion indeed!

And the monkey? now my very favorite of the all the tchochkes. I love the monkey.

Lick the light swtich and I'll tell you.

Because you listen.

You can't not love the monkey.

Yes.

And then Dr. Ron giving her the monkey after all and saying, "It's a little creepy now."

Seriously, the monkey might surpass The Seth as my favorite tv character. But probably not.

There are shirtless Seth scenes in this week's OC. I think the monkey can't quite compete with that.

There are shirtless Seth scenes in this week's OC. I think the monkey can't quite compete with that

Sure. Except shirtlessness is not really Seth's appeal.

The monkey turns pages and does cute hand motions.

Maybe it's all apples and oranges.