He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.

Anya ,'Touched'


Lovesick, my Ass!  

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Kat - Apr 24, 2004 10:25:28 pm PDT #106 of 668
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

OH! and ita, in Totem Mole, gets yet another shoutout. I wanna know why ita gets all the love?


Allyson - Apr 24, 2004 11:24:24 pm PDT #107 of 668
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Why DOES ita get all the love? What's a girl gotta do to get that kind of love?


Cranberry - Apr 25, 2004 2:40:35 am PDT #108 of 668
I was fine when existence had no meaning. Meaninglessness in a universe that has no meaning -- that I get. But meaninglessness in a universe with meaning? What does that mean?

I want summaries of episodes 10-13! Even just short ones... please? I really want to know what happens after the (unfortunate) re-marriage.


Sue - Apr 25, 2004 3:38:43 am PDT #109 of 668
hip deep in pie

Okay, since you've seen them, you have to tell me what happens after episode nine. It's killing me.


Kat - Apr 25, 2004 6:12:22 am PDT #110 of 668
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Sue, which episode is nine? Is that the remarriage? (damn. Watch several hours of TV and it all blends together).


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2004 6:19:42 am PDT #111 of 668
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yup -- Lying Pig ends with the wedding.

So we've seen 10 and 11. But I can't remember what happens in 10. There's no shippy stuff in 11.

Which means 10 is ... Brass Monkey!

Oh, then, 10 is the one where Jaye loses it big time. She's letting Eric go (not easily), and then a cocktail bunny tells her to "save him from her". Is this where she starts destroying tchotchkes? Anyway, the lion tells her to see the monkey for details.

She's also stalking Heidi, sees her buy pills, tries to save Eric from her. She's back in therapy, and someone's stalking Dr. Ron. And shitting in his office.

Damn. I can't do this justice. Kat? Allyson?


PenDuffy - Apr 25, 2004 6:21:15 am PDT #112 of 668
I need a new tagline.. submissions are accepted.

which episode is nine? Is that the remarriage? (damn. Watch several hours of TV and it all blends together).

Yes its that episode (Lying Pig).. "Mend it"


Kat - Apr 25, 2004 6:28:42 am PDT #113 of 668
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Damn. I can't do this justice. Kat? Allyson?

you're doing fine.

You didn't mention her melting the wax lion on the coffee burner at work nor her mother's upset that she won't talk with her.

Dr. Ron is convinced that the stalker is Jaye. But really, it's the Olsen girl.

OH! the Brass Monkey tells her why all of the figurines talk to her.

And there was licking of a light switch.


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2004 6:34:09 am PDT #114 of 668
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yes! Jaye is totally beside herself here. She tells Dr. Ron the truth (though I think the monkey tells her not to). We get to see her looking quite insane. She grabs the tchochkes back from Aaron (though that may have happened earlier) and melts the wax lion in a quite disturbing torture scene. She tries to get all the animals in the store sold too.

However, the wax machine makes six more mushed lions during repair attempts, and they convince her there's no escape.

She's a great cryer, Caroline.


Sue - Apr 25, 2004 6:42:39 am PDT #115 of 668
hip deep in pie

Oh, that sounds great. I can't wait to see it, someday. Thanks guys.