Well, really, the biggest tipoff was him not letting me marry Seamus.
Seriously.
Though it's sad that your perfect mate is the imaginary offspring of a confabulator.
Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.
Willow ,'Showtime'
Bureaucracy 3: Oh, so now you want to be part of the SOLUTION?
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DavidS - Jan 02, 2007 12:54:24 pm PST #7761 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
erikaj - Jan 02, 2007 12:55:09 pm PST #7762 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I hate spunk.ETA: Isn't everyone's? Well, from my experience, pretty much.
§ ita § - Jan 02, 2007 12:55:44 pm PST #7763 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Though it's sad that your perfect mate is the imaginary offspring of a confabulator.
Wait until you find out I'm not real, and the Phoenix software doesn't really exist.
Polter-Cow - Jan 02, 2007 12:55:45 pm PST #7764 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I hate spunk.
Especially funky spunk?
victor infante - Jan 02, 2007 12:57:38 pm PST #7765 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Wait until you find out I'm not real, and the Phoenix software doesn't really exist.
Actually, only the Phoenix software exists. It's a sentient AI that's composing several characters on this board.
Atropa - Jan 02, 2007 12:58:18 pm PST #7766 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
It's a sentient AI that's composing several characters on this board.
Shhhh! You're not supposed to tell!
Sean K - Jan 02, 2007 1:07:43 pm PST #7767 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I'm not real, and the Phoenix software doesn't really exist.
Whoa! Did I just blink out of existence there for a second?
tommyrot - Jan 02, 2007 1:10:05 pm PST #7768 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We need Jon to come in here and play some creepy Theremin music....
Betsy HP - Jan 02, 2007 1:14:19 pm PST #7769 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
She hasn't told me real what yet.
Real sweet gal.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 02, 2007 1:30:23 pm PST #7770 of 10001
What is even happening?
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