We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.

Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'


Bureaucracy 3: Oh, so now you want to be part of the SOLUTION?  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Polter-Cow - Jan 02, 2007 12:55:45 pm PST #7764 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I hate spunk.

Especially funky spunk?


victor infante - Jan 02, 2007 12:57:38 pm PST #7765 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Wait until you find out I'm not real, and the Phoenix software doesn't really exist.

Actually, only the Phoenix software exists. It's a sentient AI that's composing several characters on this board.


Atropa - Jan 02, 2007 12:58:18 pm PST #7766 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

It's a sentient AI that's composing several characters on this board.

Shhhh! You're not supposed to tell!


Sean K - Jan 02, 2007 1:07:43 pm PST #7767 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'm not real, and the Phoenix software doesn't really exist.

Whoa! Did I just blink out of existence there for a second?


tommyrot - Jan 02, 2007 1:10:05 pm PST #7768 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We need Jon to come in here and play some creepy Theremin music....


Betsy HP - Jan 02, 2007 1:14:19 pm PST #7769 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

She hasn't told me real what yet.

Real sweet gal.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 02, 2007 1:30:23 pm PST #7770 of 10001
What is even happening?

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Polter-Cow - Jan 02, 2007 1:35:15 pm PST #7771 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Cindy, surely, you noticed the resemblance to this blog post a couple days later.

That actually has no sinister significance and in fact makes perfect sense, but I thought it was amusing anyway.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 02, 2007 1:37:11 pm PST #7772 of 10001
What is even happening?

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Aims - Jan 02, 2007 1:38:19 pm PST #7773 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jeebus.

I'm off the board for three days and this is what happens?

Huh.

The only thing I have to add is that we didn't do obits for either my grandfather or my great-grandmother - way too expensive. So, no obit isn't always indicative of no death. *shrug*

I'm sad either way. I'll mourn a little either way.