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Bureaucracy 3: Oh, so now you want to be part of the SOLUTION?  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Kristen - Jul 07, 2004 5:00:36 pm PDT #1531 of 10001

As a webhost, I can say, without question, that a connection is considered a resource.


§ ita § - Jul 07, 2004 5:02:43 pm PDT #1532 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We were spiking the CPU, weren't we, Kristen? At the same time as eating all the connections, which is why we were capped and the code rapidly became useless and we left?


Kristen - Jul 07, 2004 5:13:17 pm PDT #1533 of 10001

Yes, you were. I need an analogy. Gimme a minute.


Kristen - Jul 07, 2004 5:28:01 pm PDT #1534 of 10001

I've gone to the analogy well and the well is dry.

Basically, yes, connecting to the database uses server resources. Querying the database also uses server resources but not nearly as much. Which is why connections and MySQL usage are so closely monitored and can get you TOSed out on your ass.


Rob - Jul 08, 2004 9:13:39 am PDT #1535 of 10001

Rob, were you the one working on MARCIE?

I was, but I'm not anymore. Where I left it was pretty much working, but with one bug that I couldn't figure out. ita has the details of what's happened since then.


Rob - Jul 08, 2004 9:17:12 am PDT #1536 of 10001

You're saying there's something else we should be looking at in our code? Did you notice anything while you were working on the filter?

I don't know how to optimize PHP/MySQL applications, but if there's someone who does, they should have an easy time modifying the code to be more efficient. It's well structured and well documented, which makes modification much easier.


Liese S. - Jul 08, 2004 6:48:57 pm PDT #1537 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

It's well structured and well documented, which makes modification much easier

Because ita is HOTT!


Tom Scola - Jul 09, 2004 5:08:40 am PDT #1538 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

New Movies title?


Polter-Cow - Jul 09, 2004 5:11:36 am PDT #1539 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Uh...Buffista Movies 3: (Still Working on a Title)


Lyra Jane - Jul 09, 2004 5:12:36 am PDT #1540 of 10001
Up with the sun

Last time we came up with a whole huge list, none overwhelmingly favored by public opinion, and ended up going with (Working Title) under the theory we would change it if a contender raised its head.

I liked the gag, but it might be worth Nillying the list from last time to see if any of them spark us this time out.