A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.
Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych
I've gone to the analogy well and the well is dry.
Basically, yes, connecting to the database uses server resources. Querying the database also uses server resources but not nearly as much. Which is why connections and MySQL usage are so closely monitored and can get you TOSed out on your ass.
Rob, were you the one working on MARCIE?
I was, but I'm not anymore. Where I left it was pretty much working, but with one bug that I couldn't figure out. ita has the details of what's happened since then.
You're saying there's something else we should be looking at in our code? Did you notice anything while you were working on the filter?
I don't know how to optimize PHP/MySQL applications, but if there's someone who does, they should have an easy time modifying the code to be more efficient. It's well structured and well documented, which makes modification much easier.
Uh...Buffista Movies 3: (Still Working on a Title)
Last time we came up with a whole huge list, none overwhelmingly favored by public opinion, and ended up going with (Working Title) under the theory we would change it if a contender raised its head.
I liked the gag, but it might be worth Nillying the list from last time to see if any of them spark us this time out.
Have we used "An Alan Smithee Thread" yet?
The list from last time, as compiled by Jessica, is:
Buffista Movies 2: It's not just Big Gay Pirates and Evil Monkeys?
- Seriously, Dude, Where's My Big Gay Pirate?
- For Relaxing Times, Make it Monkey Times
- Buffistas Movies 2: (Working Title)
- Buffista Movies 2: High Seas and High Camp
- Movies 2: The Sequel!
- Movies 2: Revenge of the Undead Zombie Alien Planet of the Gay Ape Pirates!
- Buffista Movies 2: More Than This
- The Buffista Movie Thread Strikes Back
- Buffista Movies Reloaded
- Buffista Movies II: Judgement Day
- Buffista Movies 2: More Than This There's Nothing (but monkeys and gay pirates)
- Movies 2: All the action and twice the monkeys
- Buffista Movies 2: Once Upon a Time in...?
- Movies 2: Rise of the monkeys!!
- Movies 2: The Return of the Ho-Yay.
- Buffista Movies 2: Monkeys, we don't need no stinking monkeys!
- Movies 2: The Evil Monkey Empire Strikes Back!
- Movies 2: M2
- Movies 2: Monkeys Reloaded
- Movies 2: Monkeys in 3-D!
- Movies 2: Go Dodo. Choose Dodo.
- Buffista Movies 2: Monkeys Have Gone the Way of the Dodo.
- Movies 2 - Damn Dirty Apes
- Buffista Movies and the Temple of Doom
- Movies 2 - Meanwhile on Planet Zeist
- Buffista Movies 2: Big Gay Monkey
- Buffista Movies 2: Based on a True Story...
- Movies 2: The Number One Thread in America
- Movies 2: Calling Alan Smithee
- Movies 2: Buffista-ville
- Buffista Movies 2: Can't We Just Get Beyond Monkeys?
- Buffista Movies 2: Buffistas in Paradise
- Movies 2: Buffista In The City
You could always create the Alan Smithee thread, and then disavow it later on.