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Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'

F2F 2: Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!

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billytea - Jul 21, 2004 9:51:48 am PDT #6585 of 9999

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm so glad I shared my sleep disorder with my caring and understanding friends...

Night. Sean lies asleep, snoring loudly, while a monkey rummages through his CD collection. The sound of whispering gradually filters into his brain. His eyes open, and he wakes with a shriek (sorry, manly bellow) at the sight of Steph, billytea and ND all staring at him intently.

billytea: "You know, you're right. You do snore very loudly."
NoiseDesign: "Poke him with the stick again, Steph."
Steph: "Sean, why is your hand in a glass of warm water?"

brenda m - Jul 21, 2004 9:53:34 am PDT #6586 of 9999

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm expecting I'll have to take Sunday a little easier.

Deena can stay at home and poke Sean. Sure, it's no wine country tour, but it's something.

billytea - Jul 21, 2004 9:53:44 am PDT #6587 of 9999

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I shared my bulimia and was sent a box of barf bags.

What's your issue?

Now that you mention it, I have a phobia about... um... let's say flat-screen televisions. Yeah, that's it. Flat-screen TVs.

t looks around hopefully

Lee - Jul 21, 2004 10:05:54 am PDT #6588 of 9999

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm so glad I shared my sleep disorder with my caring and understanding friends...

You have met us, right?

Trudy Booth - Jul 21, 2004 10:12:03 am PDT #6589 of 9999

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Shared it? Half the people here already knew. t looks at thread title

Steph L. - Jul 21, 2004 10:57:28 am PDT #6590 of 9999

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Hey, now -- I suggested the helper monkey out of pure goodhearted caring for Sean's health. If he stopped breathing for long enough, badness would ensue. The monkey would prevent badness by poking Sean to roll over or wake up if he stopped breathing for too long.

Man. I bet Mother Theresa's suggestions weren't met with derision....

Sean K - Jul 21, 2004 10:59:33 am PDT #6591 of 9999

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Hee!

Jessica - Jul 21, 2004 10:59:44 am PDT #6592 of 9999

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Man. I bet Mother Theresa's suggestions weren't met with derision....

How often did Mother Theresa recommend helper monkeys?

Sean K - Jul 21, 2004 11:00:54 am PDT #6593 of 9999

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Who poke people with sticks, no less.

Steph L. - Jul 21, 2004 11:01:56 am PDT #6594 of 9999

I look more rad than Lutheranism

How often did Mother Theresa recommend helper monkeys?

Oh, all the time! Can't do housework because of leprosy-related missing limbs? Helper monkey! Can't remember to take your malaria medication? Helper monkey! Members of higher castes than your own sneer at you? Helper monkey = guaranteed poop-flinger.

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