How can you people drink martinis without olives? My goodness.
F2F 2: Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!
and even assorted "wait, you don't pickle that!" pickled things
Like Rasputin's wang?
How can you people drink martinis without olives? My goodness.
Sour apple pucker, bay-bee!
Martinis are to be up with a twist, if they are to happen at all. Which they are not, because I value my liver and my dignity too much.
How can you people drink martinis without olives? My goodness.
Cosmos = no olives. (And also, not a real martini, I know. But you drink it in a martini glass.) Everything else tastes too much like rubbing alcohol for me to get down.
Sour apple pucker, bay-bee!
Mmm. Nummy.
Oh, I see. I've a stalwart palate able to enjoy the complexities of a nice Bombay Sapphire gin and two or three olives to chase it with. Mmmm. Herby. That means more of those pretty fruity drinks for you lot, then.
How about a vanilla vodka martini with a frozen blueberry and a sugared glass? That's nice too.
It's a deal. How about the pickles? You using those?
Yes! Especially my new discovery, Ba-Tampte half-sour kosher pickles.
And I want a dirty martini.
t off to lunch
How about a vanilla vodka martini with a frozen blueberry and a sugared glass? That's nice too
I had one of these in Portland- they called it a cake martini. It was like a pretty glass of rubbing alcohol with a pleasant vanilla aftertaste.
I don't like dirty martinis, strangely enough; I like my vodka diluted with tonic or cranberry. But I'm told I make a damn fine one.
You can have the radishes; I'll keep the olives and tomatoes. And I love capers so much; they squeak in your teeth. I like the giant ones.
Grilled garlic bagel with cream cheese, lox and capers. That's what I want.
All your olives and cilantro are belong to me. Also yogurt, tomatoes, capers, and assorted other foodstuffs that the crazy, wrongheaded, and allergic will not touch.