Have you ever been with a warrior woman?

Wash ,'Bushwhacked'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Micole - Dec 31, 2003 6:00:44 am PST #990 of 3902
I've been working on a song about the difference between analogy and metaphor.

Really brief Village Voice interview with Philippa Boyens on the appeal of Tolkien to girls, homoeroticism, and (lack of) female characters in the trilogy. Her take on Shelob:

Fran and I loved Shelob. She's overweight, she can't get through the tunnel the way she used to. Men flee from her. She's got hairy legs. She really is the focus of this abject male gaze?this hairy creature that lives in the tunnel. The way Gollum says 'tunnel' makes it sound like the rudest thing ever! You know, it's the most terrifying thing for men. We did have a bit of fun with it.


ted r - Dec 31, 2003 6:15:23 am PST #991 of 3902
"You got twelve, and they got twelve. The old ladies are just as good as you are." -Dr. Einstein

I've never been with a more restless audience-- I actually had to shush a guy three times.

When I saw it, the audience was rapt throughout-but that was the Saturday after the opening when it was probably still almost entirely fans of either the books, the previous movies, or both, so I have no idea how the film plays with a "normal" audience.


Kathy A - Dec 31, 2003 9:22:17 am PST #992 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

When I saw it (for the fourth time) on Sunday at the Cinerama in Seattle, I have never heard 800 people more quiet (in the appropriate places) in my life. Shelob got big gasps (my sister leaned over to me and whispered, "Now THAT'S one big-ass spider") and cries of "No!" when Frodo got stung (I'm assuming no more white-font, right?). A huge difference from my third viewing in a multiplex in Joliet the previous Sunday, where the crowd could not have been ruder.


bon bon - Dec 31, 2003 10:02:08 am PST #993 of 3902
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I don't deny that the audience Christmas afternoon at the multiplex may have been less invested than at some other places. They may also have been less washed.


Kathy A - Dec 31, 2003 7:31:02 pm PST #994 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Since I'm more than 4000 posts behind in Natter, I'll put my holiday wishes here. And to make it on topic, instead of "Auld Lang Syne," I'll give you another drinking song:

You can search far and wide
You can drink the whole town dry
But you'll never find a beer so brown
As the one you'll find in our hometown

You can keep your fancy ales
You can drink 'em by the flagon
But the only brew for the brave and true
Comes from the Green Dragon!

t kicks a beer stein over, soaking all Buffistas

Happy New Years, everyone!


Theodosia - Jan 01, 2004 4:41:59 am PST #995 of 3902
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Saw the movie last night! I think I actually liked it better the second time.

(Even though I whispered to my seat neighbor "It's the Emerald City -- gone horribly wrong!" when we first see Minas Morgol. And realized that when Sam carried Frodo that made him the Ring-bearer-bearer.)


Nutty - Jan 01, 2004 4:52:04 am PST #996 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Also, in front of us was a woman in a white sweater who -- I swear -- moaned the whole time Shelob was on screen. Like, not one gasp and then rapt silence, but true moaning of the loathing phobe. She tried to cover her eyes with her sweater at one point.


Cindy - Jan 01, 2004 5:01:35 am PST #997 of 3902
Nobody

Saw the movie last night! I think I actually liked it better the second time.

I've only seen RotK once, so far. But I expect this to happen for me with it. It's what happened with both FotR and TTT, and with FotR (for me) that was a huge accomplishment, because I adored it right out of the box.

eta...

Nutty, please tell us you leaned forward, tapped her on the shoulder and said, "It's only a movie."


Nutty - Jan 01, 2004 5:16:14 am PST #998 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

No! One does not interfere with people's moviegoing experiences unless said people's experiences involve loud talking, scorn, or assholery. It tickled me to see a visceral reaction.

I too liked it better the second time, and took notes to remind myself of the parts I liked, so as not to fixate on the parts I didn't like.


victor infante - Jan 01, 2004 5:22:51 am PST #999 of 3902
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Hobbit loving slut.