I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Nutty - Jan 01, 2004 4:52:04 am PST #996 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Also, in front of us was a woman in a white sweater who -- I swear -- moaned the whole time Shelob was on screen. Like, not one gasp and then rapt silence, but true moaning of the loathing phobe. She tried to cover her eyes with her sweater at one point.


Cindy - Jan 01, 2004 5:01:35 am PST #997 of 3902
Nobody

Saw the movie last night! I think I actually liked it better the second time.

I've only seen RotK once, so far. But I expect this to happen for me with it. It's what happened with both FotR and TTT, and with FotR (for me) that was a huge accomplishment, because I adored it right out of the box.

eta...

Nutty, please tell us you leaned forward, tapped her on the shoulder and said, "It's only a movie."


Nutty - Jan 01, 2004 5:16:14 am PST #998 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

No! One does not interfere with people's moviegoing experiences unless said people's experiences involve loud talking, scorn, or assholery. It tickled me to see a visceral reaction.

I too liked it better the second time, and took notes to remind myself of the parts I liked, so as not to fixate on the parts I didn't like.


victor infante - Jan 01, 2004 5:22:51 am PST #999 of 3902
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Hobbit loving slut.


Theodosia - Jan 01, 2004 5:30:22 am PST #1000 of 3902
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Neighbor of a hobbit-loving slut!

I spent part of my movie just looking at the =details= like the embroidery (the coverlet that Frodo wakes up under is white-work quilting with the white tree on it), the tiling on the floor of the Gondor throne-room, the white tree in flower at the coronation, and so on. Even the oliphaunts tromping and fighting far off in the distance as the corsair ships pull up to the docks of Osgiliath.


Jessica - Jan 01, 2004 6:12:36 am PST #1001 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Even though I whispered to my seat neighbor "It's the Emerald City -- gone horribly wrong!"

I hum the "oh-wee-oh" (or "all we owe," if those lyrics are actually real) song in my head when the orcs march out.


Beverly - Jan 01, 2004 7:09:28 am PST #1002 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I hum the "oh-wee-oh" (or "all we owe," if those lyrics are actually real) song in my head when the orcs march out.

Evil viewing companion leaned close and whisper-sang, "Where there's a whip, there's a way!"

(And since childhood I've always heard and sung "Oh, B.O, oh, B.O." I figure there have to be some deodorant failures amongst 'em.)


Volans - Jan 01, 2004 7:09:38 am PST #1003 of 3902
move out and draw fire

At our The Two Towers party, a friend did the "oh-wee-oh" for the Black Gates of Mordor. But Minas Morgol is WAY more Emerald City.

I think I'm going to see it for my third time today. I'm not sure I'll be able to sit still for the long "Gollum recaps his goals" scene, and despite my Legolas love, I will rage about trading the Mumakil scene for Saruman's end. But still. Not a bad way to start the year.


Kalshane - Jan 01, 2004 9:22:46 am PST #1004 of 3902
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Evil viewing companion leaned close and whisper-sang, "Where there's a whip, there's a way!"

See, he's got to wait for the EE where there's reportedly a whip-wielding orc captain and his troops marching for that.:)

One of the oddest reviews about the old Hobbit animated movie I read complained that the movie tried to turn the book into a musical, when IIRC, almost every song in that movie is actually sung by somebody in the book. (And I still vividly remember the "15 Birds in Five Fir Trees" song despite it being years and years since I last saw the movie, though reading the book a couple years back probably helped rekindle the memory.)

Now, "The Return of the King" animated movie with the whip song, the reviewer had every right to gripe about.


Sean K - Jan 01, 2004 9:50:35 am PST #1005 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

One of the oddest reviews about the old Hobbit animated movie I read complained that the movie tried to turn the book into a musical,

Hell, the dwarves sing a song in the first chapter, "An Unexpected Party," while cleaning up Bilbo's dishes.