Wait. People? She eats people? 'To Serve Man.' It's 'To Serve Man' all over again.

Gunn ,'Power Play'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Steph L. - Dec 29, 2003 4:24:11 am PST #918 of 3902
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I got the extended DVDs of FotR and TTT for Xmas. Very happy.

I watched the first X-Men movie last night, and I was somewhat traumatized that Gandalf could be such a bad guy. I think I have trouble letting go of characters.


§ ita § - Dec 29, 2003 4:26:51 am PST #919 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Because of the order I saw them in, I have no problem with Gandalf being Magneto. Legolas can be whoever he wants, as long as he kills people. Aragorn should only be himself.

Theoden? I actually screamed at The Scorpion King (which I liked well enough). Bernard Hill must never act again.


Steph L. - Dec 29, 2003 4:32:11 am PST #920 of 3902
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Legolas can be whoever he wants, as long as he kills people.

I had no problem with Legolas in the Big Gay Pirate movie, because his hair was totally different, and he got dirty, which clearly proved he was no elf. Plus I think that with dark hair, he looks WAY too much like Luke Perry.

Granted, Ian McKellen's hair is totally different as Magneto, but it still bothered me. I think it's because his voice is so distinctive.


Jessica - Dec 29, 2003 4:39:15 am PST #921 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I was surprised at how not distracted by Gandalf I was watching X2 a few days ago.

Also (watching Alias S2 DVDs), I've decided that I want Ian McKellan to do a movie with Victor Garber and Hugo Weaving. (This can be the same movie as the one where Hugo Weaving, Adrien Brody, and Peter Gallagher are all in a gang together. They can intimidate people with their eyebrows.)


Frankenbuddha - Dec 29, 2003 4:59:43 am PST #922 of 3902
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I watched the first X-Men movie last night, and I was somewhat traumatized that Gandalf could be such a bad guy. I think I have trouble letting go of characters.

If you think that's bad, you should see APT PUPIL or RICHARD III. Or not. shrugs


Calli - Dec 29, 2003 5:05:27 am PST #923 of 3902
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

If you think that's bad, you should see APT PUPIL or RICHARD III. Or not.

Or Macbeth where Sir Ian plays the lead role with Judi Dench as his Lady M. He's also shirtless occasionally, something I really didn't feel the need for with Gandalf. I think it's easier for me to separate his work in this role vs. Gandalf because McKellan is so much younger here.


tina f. - Dec 29, 2003 5:09:23 am PST #924 of 3902

Since I found out my brother is a newly made LotR geek, I bought him a better suited and only slightly belated Xmas present last night - the Weapons and Warfare book. Which, of course, I read.

I liked it a lot and my love of Richard Taylor and his staff grew leaps and bounds if that is even possible. I didn't know that Narsil was FIVE FEET LONG! Dude. That's a big sword.

I have to admit to you all where I get the heads up on the interviews - this really fantastic and crack-like Dom fansite no one i think is in my tree. My secret is out.


Nutty - Dec 29, 2003 5:21:35 am PST #925 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I didn't know that Narsil was FIVE FEET LONG! Dude.

Okay,wait, I know we had this discussion before, but... how do you draw a sword that is belted at your waist, if the sword is five feet long? I mean, it has to clear its sheath, so the hilt of the sword has to be five feet above your waist, right? And you hold the sword by the hilt, because (a) cut off fingers and (b) it looks really silly drawing a sword hand-over-hand down the blade.

So to draw a 5-foot sword from a sheath -- okay, take me. I'm 5'6", but 36" at the hip. So I've only got 30" of body above the waist, and of that probably 20" is hip-to-shoulder. How long is an arm? Say, another 30"? I don't think I could physically draw that sword unless it were belted around my knees. (I mean, yeah, luckily Viggo is taller than I am, but not that much taller.)

Is Narsil/Anduril just unsheathed the whole time we see it? I mean, it's in Strider's (or Elendil's, or Isildur's) hands a lot, but do we see it drawn, ever?


Theodosia - Dec 29, 2003 5:26:04 am PST #926 of 3902
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Also, if you see Gods & Monsters where McKellen macks on Brendan Fraser, you'll have a little bit of Gandalf-identity-crisis....


Theodosia - Dec 29, 2003 5:27:24 am PST #927 of 3902
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The five-foot length could include a foot of hilt, easily. It's also not unusual for long swords to be sheathed over the back....