Wesley: I stabbed you. I should apologize for that. But I'm honestly not sure how. I think it'll just be awkward. Gunn: Good call. Wesley: Okay.

'Time Bomb'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


DavidS - Dec 22, 2003 7:26:06 am PST #644 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emmett got an early xmas present yesterday because he spotted it at Borders, became completely entranced, begged and begged for it and I knew I wasn't getting back to Borders before xmas: Lord of the Rings Weaons and Warfare. There are a ton of LotR products out now, but I can recommend this one. From the Amazon description:

As The Lord of the Rings draws to a triumphant and spectacular conclusion with The Return of the King, pitching armies of Men and their allies against the evil forces of darkness, this new book reconstructs the history and events surrounding the epic battles in Peter Jackson's awesome film trilogy.

Treating the filmmakers' notes, designs and props as a true archive, The Lord of the Rings: Weapons and Warfare uses these records to present a full historical account of the War of the Ring. It assembles all the background information to outline the story behind each battle and examine the strategy used by the opposing forces. Each of the major conflicts depicted in the films - from The Last Alliance of Elves and Men to the climactic Battle of the Pelennor Fields - is illustrated with a unique diagram by the films' designers that reveals how each battle was fought.

Lavishly illustrated with 1,000 photos, paintings, maps, sculptures and sketches, most appearing here for the first time, Weapons and Warfare is an indispensable chronicle of The Lord of the Rings' many creatures, warriors, armies and battlegrounds. From the graceful and proficient Elven soldiers to the horrendous war machines of the Dark Lord, each culture's approach to combat is explained - how they fought, why they were fighting, what armor they wore and what weapons they used against their enemies. Now you can get as close to a marauding Orc as you could ever wish, without suffering the consequences!

Armed with a wealth of fascinating facts and unique imagery, and with an exclusive foreword by Christopher Lee and an introduction by the Academy Award winner Richard Taylor, Weapons and Warfare promises to be the most striking companion to The Lord of the Rings movie trilogy ever published.

So, tons of geek detail to the weapons (how the Lorien archers spiral bound their fletching), descriptions of the Elvish fighting style (very little time spent on defense since they were so much faster they were in a constant fluid, balletic attack), and lots and lots of photos and schematic drawings, and battle plans and (importantly) historical detail from the Silmarillion that explains things.


tina f. - Dec 22, 2003 7:27:33 am PST #645 of 3902

I liked Jack Black's response to hearing he was up against the entire *movie* as Entertainer of the Year.

I don't remember his response about LotR - but I looved the photo shoot of him and Will Ferrel as Liza Minelli and David Guest. Heee-larious. Almost as great as the QE photo shoot (alice in wonderland motif) and Kyan on his recent stardom: "Nooo, I wouldn't say my life has changed at all, I'm petting bunnies and wearing hair extensions as usual."


§ ita § - Dec 22, 2003 7:28:24 am PST #646 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I went shopping for that book when it first came out, and the bookstore staff looked at me quite blankly. I may just venture out into pre-Christmas crowds for it.

Maybe.

Because I crave.


Steph L. - Dec 22, 2003 7:28:50 am PST #647 of 3902
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I don't remember his response about LotR

It was something along the lines of "The whole *movie*? That's not fair. Now, if it were just Frodo....I think I could take him."


Aims - Dec 22, 2003 8:18:42 am PST #648 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well what the hell.

This thread has been moving like gangbusters, even at 3 am since this movie came out.

I finally see it and everyone's all, "Eh. We've talked about all that. Let's move on to the next Harry Potter. " Humph.


Sean K - Dec 22, 2003 8:19:34 am PST #649 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oh. Well you finally saw it, Aims...

t ducks


Miracleman - Dec 22, 2003 8:53:02 am PST #650 of 3902
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Want the Weapons and Warfare book! WANTS IT!! Yess, we do, don'ts we myy preeecccioussss...

*ahem* 'scuse me. Sorry about the drool and whatnot.

I suddenly crave raw fish. I may have to settle for sardines.


Aims - Dec 22, 2003 8:55:10 am PST #651 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You know the rules: Only when I am not home and YOU must dispose of the cans before I get home.

Blecch.


Sean K - Dec 22, 2003 8:57:05 am PST #652 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'm betting there's a shit-ton of breath mints to be involved there somewhere, too.


Betsy HP - Dec 22, 2003 8:58:48 am PST #653 of 3902
If I only had a brain...

WHOOHOO! Over at Salon, Stephanie Zacharek bitch-slaps that tacky stereotyped NYT article about how women don't like LOTR.

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