Zoe: I thought you wanted to spend more time off-ship this visit. Wash: Out there is seems like it's all fancy parties. I like our party better. The dress code is easier and I know all the steps.

'Shindig'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Micole - Dec 22, 2003 2:39:00 am PST #602 of 3902
I've been working on a song about the difference between analogy and metaphor.

I particularly love Caryn James' assertion that women don't read Tolkien and women don't like these movies.

No, maybe my favorite bit is the description of a movie with more crying and hugging men than--well, than any comparison that comes to mind as "an FX extravaganza tailored to an adolescent male's fear of sentiment and love of high-tech wizardry."


Cindy - Dec 22, 2003 3:21:45 am PST #603 of 3902
Nobody

Last night, in a classic Freudian slit, my mum referred to Viggo as "Vigour Mortensen". Actually, I'm very hopeful that this is a realistic description.

And Fiona, let us admire for a moment, the gorgeousness of a Freudian slip--induced by Viggo's-vigour, no less--that is classified as a "Freudian slit."

Whee!

Also, Micole? Wrod. I read that essay. I couldn't even start, now that you've posted, I don't have to.


Anne W. - Dec 22, 2003 3:42:10 am PST #604 of 3902
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

the description of a movie with more crying and hugging men than--well, than any comparison that comes to mind as "an FX extravaganza tailored to an adolescent male's fear of sentiment and love of high-tech wizardry."

It's comments like this that make me wonder if the author either a) went into the movie with her mind already made up about what she'd say, or b) didn't see the movie. Aside from the sentiment, the amount of wizardry in the movies seems relatively low, especially in comparison to the various character moments. I also wouldn't classify the wizardry in LotR as "high-tech."


Jessica - Dec 22, 2003 3:46:18 am PST #605 of 3902
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Katie, I had the same reaction to your #4.


Fiona - Dec 22, 2003 3:49:53 am PST #606 of 3902

And Fiona, let us admire for a moment, the gorgeousness of a Freudian slip--induced by Viggo's-vigour, no less--that is classified as a "Freudian slit."

Psss, Cindy - that's how we (intentionally) used to refer to a Freudian slip around these parts. I can't really take the credit.


Nutty - Dec 22, 2003 4:19:13 am PST #607 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Oh yes, that was another LOL moment reading the James essay. Fear of sentiment my flat white fanny. If anything, I would have knocked the whole trilogy for being too sentimental.

Eowyn is brittle and deadly, with a needy core underneath, and Eowyn would have been the first to cry "Death!"

Katie and I are one. I have some patience/forgiveness on this matter, because so much of her storyline will have to wait for the EE, but yeah. More despair! I sort of wonder if the filmmakers didn't quite trust us on the despair front.


§ ita § - Dec 22, 2003 4:25:05 am PST #608 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

More despair! I sort of wonder if the filmmakers didn't quite trust us on the despair front.

Frankly, although I eagerly await extra pain in the EE, I'm pretty okay with the amount of despair RotK presented me.

But that may be my Pippin issue.


Volans - Dec 22, 2003 5:01:27 am PST #609 of 3902
move out and draw fire

Kathy, I am with you on Pippin being carried out to escort the soldiers from Gondor back in. It makes no sense, except to compress the story so that Faramir can see Pippin right then, and tell them about Frodo and Sam.

In general, the heroes were less heroic in the movie than in the books, and the bad guys were less evil. Eowyn was obviously less psychotic, but I think it's a reader thing to be able to associate with her psychosis; I doubt it would come through well on the screen. Sam may have come across as more heroic in the movies, which is cool, since I've always maintained that he's the hero of the books.

The line "Now that I'm here, I don't think I want to do what I came to do" was truncated and moved to the entrance to Shelob's lair. Funnier in that setting, but talk about sucking the power out of the dialog.


billytea - Dec 22, 2003 5:02:37 am PST #610 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So. Guys. I got to the movies yesterday, saw this little flick. Not sure if anyone's heard of it, it's from New Zealand or something. It's pretty good, though they seemed a bit confused as to how big elephants and eagles really are. Expect a scathing review in National Geographic.


Volans - Dec 22, 2003 5:18:05 am PST #611 of 3902
move out and draw fire

A friend told me the battle in that movie was based on the Battle of the Somme.

I had no idea there were really big elephants at the Somme.